This is why cancel culture should not be a thing

Umm this joke just wasn’t funny. Now if you put an actual politician, then it’d be good. Donald Trump’s just a retard

But like, we already know this. Yes the education system needs to be funded more. We know.

I’m assuming he beat women? Good guy, John

Nah, she’d probably want him to get the virus to be closer to her

The world’s smallest violin

Might I also recommend Metamucil. It saved me when my body was super backed up and constipated. To top it all off, it gives you a clean wipe so you only have to wipe 3 times max, instead of 50.

Love the detail

Well at least I dont shit in a box

Why don’t I get this?

So the other day I went to a dispensary (it’s legal here) and bought some weed for my sibling and myself. I had $40 and my brother’s item cost $30. I asked the dude if I could get anything there for $10 and he brought me over to the pre rolled joints. They were ten each so I asked for one. He offered me a free candy and bagged up my items. When I got back in my car to give my brother his pen I saw that there were a few extra joints put in my bag. I was like, how thoughtful. I told both My brother and my boyfriend and they said he was simping. I feel weird about it now, but hey at least I got some free stuff

Okay Jenna Marbles imposter

This is dumb

Fairy Godmother giving Cinderella a dose of the truth

But who is receiving the sixth hand?

Big oof

Cursed