The thing is, it takes a while. Also I'm lazy.

Thank you captain obvious! (silently crossing fingers).

I like how when I posted my comment, I didn't see any reply, and then bam. At least, I got the 2nd one right.

I'm guessing that the ice was the only thing poisoned, so when she drank it really fast, she didn't give the ice enough time to melt unlike the other girl.

Let's all have a funsubstance field trip to Japan!

Well, seeing that we're doing this, I'm gonna go work for the Gravity Falls fandom. Yeah I think they really need help.

You see, the thing here is this: I am neither fat or a weeaboo. I am average for my age and only watch anime on different occasions, though I guess you didn't know that, huh? What I see from your comment though is that you are a person who just wants to troll/terrorize the people of funsubstance and I wouldn't want you to do so. You hide behind a screen, thinking you have all the power, but how can you have power if we don't give it to you? Why don't you shut down your computer and re-think your entire life.

Sometimes I think, "People are good they can do good things!" And you, young pitiful guest, have decided to grab that thought and stab it multiple times in such a way that it makes me want to hate people. Then the process repeats, though the time between the two take a while.

Oh no no no Sergeant Sarcasm! I had to figure it out verbally because I can. (YES GOAL. 2 SERGEANT SARCASMS IN ONE DAY! WHO KNEW?)

What internetwarrior says is true. Also, I think you guys caught a case of the tumblrs.

Noooo. Obviously, it means he remembers his past life in which he was a Blackhawks fan, duh.

Yes. If this even is from an anime.