Isn't that polygamy?

Corporate taxes, idiot...

LOTR being the sole exception, of course.

That title is (Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium)ing awesome!

No, this is how we get laid!

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OK, enough Internet for today.

Try the Russian word 'слышишь'; it's pretty messed up in cursive. Link: https://i.redditmedia.com/buAakMnM_MxBqb3C-uaJ9jFAU9JmwI46I1UuoGHrGZg.jpg?w=320&s=93f52ac47027ce012eeadd40db7c406a

Meanwhile, in Sweden...

Lol cruel. However, it'd be fairly easy to find since any good compiler will throw an error that says something like: 'Line 241: Expecting ";"'. So it'd be easy to find.

Not real. But funny anyway xD.

An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan walk into a bar...and within 2 minutes, everyone knows it!

Actually, that is the formula for Speediraptor. The velociraptor should probably be displacemeraptor over timeraptor, although the distinction probably won't matter in a simple run-for-your-life straight line pursuit.

That's gonna be the title of my next song xD (JK).

Yeah, why the phuck?

Ooh, let's support vandalism, because apparently crimes are OK when the victim is an arsehole! Hypocrites.

Hungarian grammar = Cthulhu.

Fun fact: Out of 180 countries, Rwanda is the 161-freest in terms of freedoms of speech and the press. Are you sure you want to be like that?

Lol 'in a vertical way'.

It's for security reasons. Thus, this will never happen.

RIP grammar.