I do the same, except one of me has a New Zealand accent.

If you don't like me using the Oxford comma, you'll have to rip it out of my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

The last frame..are they listening to Skrillex or something?

This carrot looks like he bout to drop the healthiest verse ever.

Yeah, but Hitler wouldn't have been stopped...

1. Cut it off with a really sharp knife, 1 clean chop. 2. Put it on ice. 3. Get it surgically re-attached. No brainer.

Just a tip, you may want to blank out the license plate next time you post a picture of a car. :P

Butt first...let me take a selfie.

Ah, DragonCon...

Stolen from where...or, in case "where" gets censored, t.i.c.k.l.d.

This isn't Chernobyl...the signs would be in Ukranian. I think this amusement park is somewhere in the U.S.