One of those situations where the best we can hope for is that it's trolling.

NIce ass.

Another, more important thing you can change: stop getting worked up about trivia.

How does "internet popularity" turn into money? I am so clueless about these things.

Now I just need a problem to go with this solution.

You would never hear these important news stories if you only watch CNN.

Why is there a security camera in this bathroom?

Uh oh, you're going to make the Trump idiots mad.

Bot says protractor but is thinking compass.

What bullshit.

Kale is the easiest thing to cook. It's just difficult to wash.
I suppose the peacocks don't really care if it's dirty, though.

Reminds me of a VW microbus.

Did he reach orbit?