dcottingham

dcottingham


— dcottingham Report User
500 IQ 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Almost... well, not almost right, but almost what Trump claimed he was going to do (but of course hasn't done). He first claimed he would force Mexico to pay for the wall by stopping remittances to Mexico. He didn't. Then it was taxing remittances. He didn't do that either. And Mexico hasn't paid for the wall. But then, there isn't much wall.
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What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
When you're turning a part in the metal lathe, and that little curl of metal it threatening to foul the tool, don't reach in with your fingers to pull it out.
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What have you learned de hard way ?? 36 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
And, especially, don't purchase alcohol from minors.
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Steam should block you from buying new games if you still have games you haven't 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
"adequately justified the purchase of"
I cant even 13 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I will never see liquid nitrogen the same again.
Go for it 8 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
And anyhow, it's not a metaphor, it's a cymbal.
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Here's a simple explanation for the equal pay debate 23 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Now this is all it takes to make a meme? The brain fart of some right-wing moron?
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Outstanding move 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
If the punishment for hitting a kid is some getting Jamon Iberico in the face, I'd have a major moral challenge.
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Tell them 10 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I's say she's carrying some emotional baggage.
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Bengalen famine 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
4 million percent of the population is definitely a lot.
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Love yourself and love your loved ones 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
For, or, perhaps, until.
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In our country: 15 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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I cant even 13 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
The pillow is covered with pink hearts.
hypocrisy? 2 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
There's two kinds of justice in this country, one for the rich, and another for the ultra-rich.
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Aww that's cute 9 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
OK, thanks, I wasn't sure how far the plague had spread.
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Oh baby, baby 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Can nothing be done about this important and common problem? Why are we wasting research dollars on cancer?
Aww that's cute 9 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
From "Walmart" I assume this is the US, and the fact is there's still plenty of places in the US where black and white kids socializing attracts comment, if not worse. If you're in one of the places where it doesn't, just count your blessings.
Good job 10 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
The building at the base is a glass enclosed, so sunlight warms the air in there, which then rises through the chimney. Which is full of filters.
I guess they take the filters out periodically and dump them in the landfill.
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I hope every woman in the world do this 12 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
He puts one of mine in the hospital, I put one of his in the morgue.
Gentlemen... Title doesn't matter. Plant a tree and don't use plastic! 1 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Hard to breathe in that bag tho.
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The future is now 9 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Thank you, bacteria.
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Found my silver lining 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I'm glad he hasn't been forgotten.
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This show taught me mor about Nuclear Reactors than my Chemistry teacher back at school 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Well... to be fair nuclear reactors don't have much to do with chemistry.
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Ok then 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
No means no.
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