dcottingham

dcottingham


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College thinking in a nutshell 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 weeks ago
Food at my college was great. And yes, I think this is lucky.
My Costco had toilet paper and it was very well organized and the people were civil 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 weeks ago
No, butt tissue is like when the gastroenterologist takes a biopsy.
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rich 18 comments
dcottingham · 5 weeks ago
J. K. Rowling commented on the advantages of not worrying every month about how she's going to pay the rent.
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Sign from the past in Ireland 6 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
They should have a sign like this at the voting booth.
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True happiness 4 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
That's what makes it the best.
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Femanon thinks guys are dense 5 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
^^ This
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Let us not forget that on this day 80 years ago, the worst conflict in human history 5 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
The worst conflict in human history, *so far*.
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Should have switched with the mother in law 8 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
Counting my blessings.
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The best way 8 comments
dcottingham · 6 weeks ago
It's a sure way. But I don't think it's the best way.
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Aliens? 3 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
The Romans used knitted condoms.
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It's so much easier to deflect though 13 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Dude has moved to a higher plane of consciousness, and here you are just making jokes.
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Cute Mary, Jesus, and lamb 4 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Got her baby and the groceries.
New CDC guidelines to Make America Great Once More 12 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
I dunno, the flat earthers seem pretty harmless.
You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling? 6 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
It was a good question, and now she knows the answer.
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Touch my spaghett 3 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Especially don't nuke the food in the tupperware.
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Astronauts assemble! 1 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
I hope nobody really believes that SpaceX pays for everything.
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Just another reason to keep your Cats indoors 8 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Thought she was gonna make soup.
I think we all know that downvote Buffalo is best 6 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
We have bison but only the 4 legged kind.
Let the bats alone 4 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
"How did the British get a 99 year lease on Hong Kong?"
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This sign on the fridge at work 4 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
They're dead, so moot point.
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Finally! 3 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Forklifts are cool. But they're pretty hard to drive until you get used to it.
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Save the ***n planet 3 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
So, I'm like being environmental and all! And I thought I was just drunk.
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Happy Un-Birthday 6 comments
dcottingham · 7 weeks ago
Costco cakes are way better than they should be.
Also way larger.