J. K. Rowling commented on the advantages of not worrying every month about how she's going to pay the rent.

They should have a sign like this at the voting booth.

The worst conflict in human history, *so far*.

It's a sure way. But I don't think it's the best way.

The Romans used knitted condoms.

Got her baby and the groceries.

I dunno, the flat earthers seem pretty harmless.

It was a good question, and now she knows the answer.

Especially don't nuke the food in the tupperware.

I hope nobody really believes that SpaceX pays for everything.

Thought she was gonna make soup.

"How did the British get a 99 year lease on Hong Kong?"

Forklifts are cool. But they're pretty hard to drive until you get used to it.

So, I'm like being environmental and all! And I thought I was just drunk.

Costco cakes are way better than they should be.
Also way larger.