deadbird

deadbird


I'm a bird. A dead one.

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I'll take take 10 cumber-batches. 4 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Does it come in other cumberhues?
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Like really, double standard much? 45 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Yep. Double standards. When a guy sleeps around with lots of girls he's a player. When I get with lots of girls I'm a lesbian.
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"Have a swim brother" 13 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
This is an actual fact. Chimps cannot swim as they are nearly all lean muscle, which sinks.
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this is gold! Death note parody of Blank Space 7 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Attack on titan, black butler, steins;gate
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Something most of you seem to not be aware of 19 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Please explain then why any cluster of matter can form at all if gravity is a repulsive force. I'm 1000% certain gravity pulls things together, otherwise no planet, nor any living being could exist. If you had anything to back up the possibility that all technology is controlled by fairies I would gladly consider it. Evidence is collected based on what we observe. Fact is based on evidence.
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Corgi in a hoodie with corgi on it 3 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Yo dawg I heard you like dogs
Teenage mutant m*sturbating turtles 5 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
* History Channel guy Pose *
"Aliens."
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The armored skeleton of Saint Pancratius at the Church of St Nikolaus in Switzerland 7 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Throwing shade from beyond the grave
yes! 42 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
We're being sarcastic honey
Kira lives 13 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
He shall become God of the new world
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Homework for scale 10 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Okabe Rintarou: the early years
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Me on Monday 1 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Damn nords. Arresting a poor khajiit because of all the stereotypes. They're not all skooma dealers.
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I'm just not even going to do it 14 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
so...are you gonna just do it or nah?
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That movie was so messed up! 8 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Beestiality
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An artist removes one letter from a movie title and draws the results 6 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Stars Wars: A New Hoe could've resulted in a very different drawing.....
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Prevent yourself from making stupid decision 14 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
Why not both?
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After spending the day as the only girl in a group of boys 9 comments
deadbird · 9 years ago
It's ok I'm the exact same way. I don't really fit in much with girls, and the guys totally dig my sense of humor
Predicting the Future 19 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this if from the John Titor book. I don't remember exactly what it was called.
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If Only 10 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
But the outernet is scary...
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"Godammit, Steve..." 5 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Jean, please
Every single photo 5 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
frozen references are getting old. it's time to *puts on sunglasses* let it go
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Idiots 4 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Sometimes dr. Pepper works as a substitute, but it has to be diet
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Precious belongings 9 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Were you Bart Simpson?
This should be a no brainer 34 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
We can't let more people die by exposing them to Ebola either.
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Kinetic sand 17 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Where can I acquire this?
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