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When you get on the weird side of FunSubstance 16 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Can anyone please tell me what the dinosaur thing is so I don't have to look it up myself?

Simply Africa 19 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

In soviet Russia, you maul lion.

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Embalmed girl, opening eyes, be warned! 22 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

How is this nsfw?

Tiny baby chameleons 15 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Chameleons actually don't ever blend to match their surroundings, they change color according to how they feel. If they are scared or angry they become red, orange or yellow. A happy chameleon, or relaxed chameleon is green, blue, or brown. If the chameleon isn't feeling great, or will soon be shedding its skin they turn grey or black.

Sneezing in 10 languages 10 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

What does the nose say?!

Tiny baby chameleons 15 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

As a chameleon owner, I wouldn't recommend them as pets to anyone that hasn't had years of experience in reptile care. Chameleons have needs that are highly difficult to fulfill. They aren't wise to keep in states that are dry, as they need a lot of moisture and captive chameleons don't live nearly as long as wild ones, sorry to be a buzz kill.

She doesn't look too happy.. 6 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Step one: cut a hole in a box......

I see disturbing things in your future... 9 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

She can only see the past. And only things that happened in 2013.

Who will it be this year? 8 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé was the best football player ever.

Best dad 7 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Lieutenant Surge did say electric types saved him during the war......

Kill them with creativity 14 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

There's a green crayon. Green isn't a creative color.

This GIF will keep you entertained for a while 12 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

FATALITY!

When Someone Wants to Talk While my Favorite Song is on 14 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

That kid looks like Po from Kung Fu Panda

Cuteness 9 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Despite their cuteness, chameleons make horrible pets and I wouldn't recommend them for anyone that doesn't have much reptile care experience. They have a multitude of odd behaviors and needs that make them unsuitable for homes in dryer regions. Even with the best possible care, captive chameleons have a significantly shorter life span than wild ones.

They've suffered enough 26 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Well.....maybe they do need to more more emphasis on education, but my statement still stands.

They've suffered enough 26 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

Have you ever actually seen anyone refer to a snow leopard as a "white cheetah"?

They've suffered enough 26 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

I would just like to say that often times zoos put forth a lot of effort to keeping their animals safe, happy, and healthy. They breed endangered animals and educate the public on beautiful creatures like tigers, and countless others. That's all.

There's a second one oh god 27 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

What' your favorite idea?

The world would be a better place 4 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

That would be a lot deeper if it wasn't written on what appears to be a bathroom stall.

You Don't Say... Wait What? 3 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

If you round down it's one hundred years.

According to Disney... 21 comments

deadbird · 11 years ago

That's from enchanted.