deadbird

deadbird


I'm a bird. A dead one.

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This color for best taste 11 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
This should be on bananas and avacados. They're the hardest to pick.
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He must be so rich 2 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
yo dawg i heard you like pools
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Nuclear name 26 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
But if they have your full name they can put your name in the Death Note.......
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Murica to Titan 5 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
"TITANS! I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL! I ILL ERSAE THEM FROM THIS WORLD"
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Definitely would 15 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
i think that going all the way to the moon and fixing the flag is pretty damn childish too.
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Hoverdog activated 4 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
" I must go. My people need me."
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That is one angry bird 7 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
this makes me owl with laughter.
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Credit for trying? 4 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
i wish credit for trying was a thing in school
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Heard you were talking shit 6 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
"Maybe if i turn my head.........nope you still look retarded."
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f*ck driving, I am taking the bus 8 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
i want to live on the bus!
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The sass 6 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
dat sass
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Over glorified game of fetch 10 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Shots fired
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I think its time to move planet... 15 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Life finds a way
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I want to be him 9 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Here I stand and here I neigh
public display of affection 6 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
This should be posted in every highschool hallway
Come on man I deer you 8 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Quit dik diking around
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Pokemugs 10 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Coffeemon you're my best friend in a world we must defeeeeeeeeend
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Nightmare inducing 12 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
" I've seen the end. No one is spared. Not even the children."
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He knows! 28 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
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Unpopular opinion time 18 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
I kinda agree. Most obese people are just lazy, however there are those who have thyroid, or pituitary gland issues that cause weight gain that they can't control. There should still be treatment for them.
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Not even magic can fix this 3 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
You can tell by its hand-me-down clothes
Unusual best friends 8 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
You really don't. Firstly because that's illegal, and secondly because an owl can't be happy in captivity.
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A reason to stay inside - AKA - Mega Nope, 19 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Tracker Jackers....exist?
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From the mind of a 5-year-old kid 8 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
It's predicted that we'll be the first generation to live shorter lives than the generation before due to unhealthy lifestyles
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Yearbook photos 12 comments
deadbird · 10 years ago
Freedom is the perfect name, for only in America is there the FREEDOM for a dog to pursue an education.
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