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gayyyyyyy 69 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Only bc the federal courts told us we couldn't ban it. Also RFRA.
gayyyyyyy 69 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
*cough cough* Indiana
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Man ive always wanted to swim with dolphins 4 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
God bless.
Signs you've found your sarcastic soulmate 6 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Oh, would you?
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Signs you've found your sarcastic soulmate 6 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
I'm currently accepting applications for an online sarcasm soulmate.
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Obama trolls Congress 8 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
And why do you say that? If you are discussing this under the umbrella of the NSA, it might be important to know that it was founded BEFORE the Obama administration. Whilst some of his actions can be scrutinized, it is important to note that every president has been defamed and only one has had high approval ratings throughout his term and that is because he died in the middle of it.
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Ball pit jump! 9 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
That's his shadow
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Meanwhile in Russia 18 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Swiggity swooty we're here to protect that booty.
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Stop one, you stop them all 10 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Let's say, you take out the guy in the bottom 3 from the left. This means you have also taken out the two people on top of him, thus removing the two above them. All this causes the highest one to drop. By losing 6, with 5 of them being upper tier, you have disrupted the cycle and the remaining 4, three being bottom level, have no benefits to continue in the practice.
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Might need a new husband, interested? 10 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
* '
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Pure hate! 35 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Girrrl, yass.
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Pure hate! 35 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
"Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think you're fat"
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Cycling high above 13 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
NOPECYCLE
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Pure hate! 35 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
PREACH
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What brought us here? 21 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
WHAT IS THIS
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Pure hate! 35 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
ALTHOUGH she has been proven a hypocrite, we should look at this as an example where pointing out other's flaws doesn't help anyone (you can call her a hypocrite, but by pointing out her actual flaws and flailing them around, you, in turn, are the hypocrite)(there are so many commas in that last sentence)(I have no idea which are necessary).
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Really bad fruit puns 3 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Sir Winston Churchill was a wise man 12 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
What if you killed five murderers?
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Oh god 0-o the horror 41 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
The one that defends you...? (I don't know, I'm forever alone, all this is an optimistic guess...)
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If you can't hide the cord, turn it into a decoration 3 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Or you can turn it into a dog
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Oh god 0-o the horror 41 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
So the one who stays when its all over is the one that's meant to be.
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Guilty as charged 7 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
Oh watched way too many Spice Girl documentaries...
Someone took a corgi to Disney 7 comments
deadpoet · 7 years ago
YASS
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