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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
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Tis the season to be jolly 19 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
JOIN US
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Tis the season to be jolly 19 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
This has made my festive season.
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No clue 20 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
I make an effort :D
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Elsa and Jack (by sakimi chan) 38 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
"Do you want to make a snowman?" ;)
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Heard Yall Like Elsa 12 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
YES PLEASE!!!
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Batman's No Gun Policy 12 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Not meaning to be rude, but how is this even a sudden realisation? I always thought it was clearly evident. Like really obvious.
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Thanks a lot camera man 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Damn, that's a big turkey.
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Five beers please 13 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
No no no people, you see, the 2 fingers are a sign for peace, and peace has 5 letters, so that's how it worked, like duh.
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The Walmart game.....challenge accepted 6 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Maybe she's just making some sort of exotic salad that's hard to get down.
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Nice one dad.... 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
My mom gets just as pissed when my dad and I make puns (because they're horrible). Like she once asked us where she should put the limes, and I came down and said "well, you can't just leave them lime around." My dad burst out laughing and she scowled xD
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Wrong door Anna 12 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Well, fuck.
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No clue 20 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Bitch, I'm fabulous.
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Which is it 21 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Yes, because muslim women use huge black sickles and harvest grain right?
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It's so accurate 13 comments
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Do I miss my childhood? *looks at post* Yes, Yes I do 25 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Because Woody's getting tail from Lil-bo-peep
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A Bulbasaur I found in my backyard 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
I have no idea, it just seems like a pretty common thing, and to be honest, for some absurd reason I find it somewhat amusing.
*insert tea pun* 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
He could have just chai-ded him instead of smacking him
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I can take selfies but selfies can't take me 8 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
All too often :(
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A Bulbasaur I found in my backyard 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
You forgot the banana for scale
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Those who are Heartless 22 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Those who are heartless are probably dead.
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