SERIOUSLY!!

is that... is that all.. could i have looked it up this whole time?

I never though to look this up for some reason

For some reason I was really content without knowing and now I kinda just feel really old...

http://www.kidsmomo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/evil-laugh-plankton.gif

GODDAMMIT PLANKTON, YOU COULD'VE JUST GOOGLED IT!
Psh, he's plankton. Probably uses something like bing. loser. psh

My childhood is now over.

My life has been ruined

I'm surprised plankton didn't just use Karen to look it up.

But you will never know whats inside this powder!! :) so calm down,plankton googled it and said: Its obwious, i can see the tomatoes and the other stuff,but what the heck is in this powder.thats not on the internetsite

I wanted to die not knowing the crabby patty formula!! That was the one thing I never wanted to know *cries hysterically*

I saw somewhere, (on here, I believe), that the patty isn't beef, but actually frozen crab, puréed in a food processor.

Even i could not figure out the secret formula...until now...