Or people whipping each other with blindfolded sharks.

I have no life in the outernet.

What's a freshman? :/

Did you just ask me to marry you? I'm pretty sure you did.
(I can cook too btw :p)

What if he shows up in Sherlock Season 4 as Moriarty's mentor, the fearsome other holmes brother, Moriar-tea.

Woah woah woah, I still need to eat!

If you actually read the comments, no-one actually called it dumb. We just went along with the joke. Because its funny. On FUNsubstance. If you like, we could post some true stuff from the book and make fun of that instead?

I like this guest.

Are we still joking?
Either way, I like you, new internet friend.

Its like you hate her almost as much as she hates herself :| xD

XD omg, that was fantastic, almost as fantastic as the time I had with your mum

Even as a joke, that's a pretty lame comeback xD y'know, using the same insult back.

I apologise, that was in bad taste.

Your mum's was lovely.

Well, y'know, it is pretty funny. Funsubstance. Not truesubstance.

Deadpool is a seasoned killer, and even he got the chills from this comment thread :|

I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE I CHOOSE THE HUNTRESS!

Euthanasia*

*sigh* I think a mercy killing would be better.