Deadpool69

deadpool69


Hi! I'm Deadpool! I'm into tacos, puppies, and slow dancing with broad shouldered women. Oh, and if your name is Logan and you're reading this? BLOW ME!

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Africa is huge 33 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Stay frosty bookholder, just mistook the reply button for the post comment button.
A whale taking a dump. You're welcome 18 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Aw man, c'mon! Some of the other fish have to breathe in this water!
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Africa is huge 33 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Africa looks kind of like a demon's skull (with horns) looking down and to the right?
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They played the long game 18 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Nah thanks, I'll take a Pepsi though.
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But false facts tell good stories 42 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Not only did I go there, I went there, backed up, and went there again. Besides, being irritating is kind of my thing.
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Let's Play 33 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Maybe he means cool as in physically. Poor guy might have a body temperature of 96.7
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But false facts tell good stories 42 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Yeah right. Next thing you'll be telling me is that frog in your picture is really white and gold.
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School's Propaganda Against E-Cigs 5 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Hey, it might be just me, but those so-called chipotle burritos look an awful lot like cigarette butts. SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES! ARRRGH! IT'S THE ILLUMINATE! FIGHT THE POWER!
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Well-explained this 13 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
That's right funsubstance. I'm here to eat chimichangas and post Bea Arthur fan fiction, and guess who's allll outta chimichangas.
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I want to be a Lego please 2 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
He could wear a tiny little hat with that hair cut. Here, have this cute little derby *plop*
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Well-explained this 13 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
I guess I'm special then, because in 4th grade I had different teachers for math, social studies, science, and English, yet I managed to learn them.
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Hahahahah 2 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
That is a sassy looking goat. I mean just look at it, hanging there, with it's sassy looking goat face just hanging out there as if it's saying, "A-yep, I'm a Goat.".
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What comes next? 14 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT A CALENDAR WITH ALL THE DATES CROSSED OFF? Seriously bad actress lady, you need to stop looking at the past.
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Cute dancing Cryaotic <3 14 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
Me is ashamed >_>
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Cute dancing Cryaotic <3 14 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
THUMBS UP FOR THE DANCING PENIS!
Do you remember rick moranis? 7 comments
deadpool69 · 9 years ago
He looks like he just took a lick of your ice cream cone while you weren't looking.
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