deanwinchester

deanwinchester


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Don’t mind me, just riding the recent Post Malone wave 10 comments
deanwinchester · 5 years ago
Uh...I don't think salt's gonna work on that. Or holy water...
Canrelate.Jpg 6 comments
deanwinchester · 5 years ago
Nothing wrong with being efficient.
Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
Nah, too small, you can't aim well enough, and the shot would need to be just right. Trust me, a regular sized revolver would be a great option.
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
Also, a large gun is impractical indoors.
Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
Ha, if I were breaking into your house, I'd have the safety off, gun cocked/hammer pulled back. It's all about planning. It's the smart ones you have to watch for.
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
What if they have a gun?
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
I'd suggest a simple old fashioned ruger. It's a revolver, easy enough to load, and perfect for indoor use.
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
An adult and a child are two different things. Chances are that if they are there for the sole purpose of killing you, they would be aware of you coming towards them. The solution is to own guns. Can't stab someone from accross the room faster than they can shoot you.
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TOO FAR. We've gone TOO FAR 29 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
SAMMY, GET THE LAPTOP!
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Screaming and then running like a b*tch 30 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
It won't work the way you plan it to. If they got a knife, they will just stab through the curtain. Not to mention, kicking someone ain't gonna help unless you actually can do it well enough to knock them down.
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Think of the goats 13 comments
deanwinchester · 6 years ago
My mother pretty much gave my younger brother to a demon so that she, and me from the future could live, and then died in a fiery blaze, causing my father to go pretty much insane about tracking the demon down, and dragged us along with him. He died, we died multiple times, my mom came back to life, and then other shit happened.
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I love Dean's humor 9 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Well I'm glad that /someone/ has a sense of humor.
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If you were wondering how 3 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
I can vouch for this.
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So who's taking bets? 11 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
GET BACK IN MY PANTS
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No, I Don’t Wanna! 8 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Did someone say food?
Might save your ass 4 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Got about 6 extra rolls here,I'm good.
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That's True Happiness 2 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Which is why my Impala has seat heaters.
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So who's taking bets? 11 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Actually, I'm here.
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Someone shoot the Gorilla! 4 comments
deanwinchester · 7 years ago
Don't worry me and Sam are on it.
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8008$ 10 comments
deanwinchester · 8 years ago
*gets salt and lighter fluid*
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Best week ever 40 comments
deanwinchester · 8 years ago
There's a bed over there.And there.Actually,I just put a bunch of mattresses on the floor.
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When you're home alone and hear a noise... 22 comments
deanwinchester · 8 years ago
Ummm no.
Nope nope nope 89 comments
deanwinchester · 8 years ago
Okay,for one,I do not enjoy being penetrated,and two,butt stuff is unnatural.Almost...supernatural.
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