Phonecrab.

The fuck's a mam?

*leaves**comes back with a box full of Justin Beiber music*

*stabs you several times*

Nah.Pie is fine.Love me some pie.

*pours more lighter fluid*

*pours more salt*

*sets you on fire*

*pours lighterfluid on therainbow*Shhhhh

I might have had a bit to drink.Damn stairs.

Nothing.*starts salting you*

Nope.The stairs are too much.

Well,that's...interesting.*prepares salt and lighter fluid*

Define 'dirty' looks.

I heard sex.

I can't go five feet without someone screaming.I mean,I'm not saying I don't like the attention...

I said calm down.

Ladies,ladies,calm down.

It was scary...