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Kevin Hart is only 4 feet 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Sorry for misinterpreting but sometimes sarcasm is hard to detect online
Be careful 87 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
seatbelts won't stop your knees flying into your face in a crash.
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Kevin Hart is only 4 feet 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
well, maybe the person who name the post is wrong...
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It must have made the kids fuherious 7 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Even if the teacher did mess with Wikipedia, it would be removed immediately and he would probably be banned or given a warning. The wikipedia people do not like you to mess with their pages!
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Stitch is real 7 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
This is... disturbing. I always imagined stitch being fluffy and all cute
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The cause of all chaos 26 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Remember all those 'RIP Leo meme' memes?
*sighs nostalgically*
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Every morning 2 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Why does this happen anyway?
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My brain: I got nothing, sorry bro 26 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind were Harry Potter books?
I think i need help
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Cheeky harry ;)) 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
For the first four movies I thought Moaning Myrtle was just Daniel Radcliffe with a wig on Lol
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Curfew 7 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Is anyone going to say anything about weed-dealing Sebastian?
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a small floof attacks a big floof 3 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
I love how all these big dogs just go along with the annoying little furballs biting and just play with them because they know they are just lil babies awwwh
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Rare albino animals 14 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Gorilla looks like he's beckoning me over and gonna seduce me
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Good god 11 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Look at his luscious locks
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Every time I wash a little spoon 6 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
But if you only want to wash just the one spoon?
They've been walking all this while 2 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
What if the water is too deep for them to stand up in? They have to float then, right??
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SAVE US MRS OBAMA 51 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
@geluregis wasn't talking about the hand, he was saying that Mrs. Obama can't be an unconfirmed 'man' if she has given birth to children.
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Nope country strikes again 17 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
They are so small you can barely see them, and the few people to have survived it's sting have described the pain as 'literally indescribable.' Worse than childbirth. People who have experienced the pain remember wishing for death so it would cease.
Diciest got the right answer! Congratulations!! 28 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Because they didn't tell him where the crime scene was!
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SAVE US MRS OBAMA 51 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Maybe if Smokey didn't directly insult people because they have different opinions, things would be different.
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SAVE US MRS OBAMA 51 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
There's no need to be sexist here, people. It's 2016 after all. It shouldn't matter if someone is black, what should matter is if they are a good president.
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What is your favorite quote/dialogue from a movie? 12 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!"
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Nope country strikes again 17 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
OMG! This is so weird, I was literally going to post this yesterday after I learnt about it in my health class, o.o
Pretty Scary Ay
Shots fired! 63 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
America, I guess?
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Shots fired! 63 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
As an Australian I can tell you that everyone in Australia is literally waiting with bated breath to find out who wins!!
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Kovu was a h*rny bastard 9 comments
deathly_hallows · 8 years ago
Theres a rumour that the cub at the end of the lion king wasnt actually kiara, it was kopa, who got killed