I mean, if you run the body through a microtome, then maybe yeah.

What's the rest of the title?

YUP

That's hilarious, though. If I'm remember and it's not a super critical task, I'm doing this next time.

The scars on my body aren't damage. They're your last warning.

I love this. No irony, no sarcasm, love this.

I like it. However, I think it's a way to get around a previous "problem" search engines had. They want to be a search engine and get all the money. They don't want to actually direct people to go to other sites because that costs them money.
They at first were letting webpages share a fair amount of relevant info on the search page because then people didn't actually click since the people got their question answered. That got shut down.
So. Now they have AI provide a description from many sites and that is too general for most entities to have a chance of legal standing to sue. I don't think the search engine companies are being fancy; I think it's their latest attempt to ensure being a middle man pays and the money never goes anywhere else.

Oh look, a girl both beautiful and accomplished expects and is expected to waste hours on physical prep while interacting pleasantly with others, while a guy enjoys quiet downtime and pursues personal interests.

What is wrong with the pic?

1) Chalk it up as a Workplace Accommodation.
A) He is providing verbal warning regarding an ongoing medical issue which he is otherwise unable to control, so be mindful of the warning. You have (hopefully) now full scope of warning system. You have provided additional data to another team member.
B) If anyone else asks for an accommodation and doesn't get it, you can point to this as an example of when the business did accommodate someone. Leadership can't say they don't allow some disruption of work for an entire team to meet an employee's needs.
2) If this is a real story, it exemplifies the idea that you can be weird as long as you're skilled or educated enough. No low-level worker gets this much space without having to ask/beg and explain/disclose. Become so valuable that your deficiencies are overlooked for your contribution ability

Tax holiday is one month later. At least, for school-related purchases in Alabama it is.

Brain: *receives input that item in environment is producing unpleasant outcome, possible low level danger* Don't worry! I know what to do!

'Section 8' means 'government housing' if you're not familiar with the expression.

I know but it's mostly at him and people like him. This was not the adulthood I was promised.

When I was a kid, I scooted too close to the edge and went flying off. Hit the ground knees first and bled brown for a second. (The blood came out with the dirt pushed in.) That was the day I learned my Dad was much faster pusher than some other people's Dads.

They do. Look, focusing on institutions instead of individuals isn't a bad impulse. But it doesn't work for this, because that still normalizes the extreme dysfunction by trying to recontextualize it. Be mad at the politicians driving a narrative for their own gain. Be mad at people unwilling to do or engage with anything. Be mad at the populist and reductive talking points. The law is doing its best to execute against a deliberately created mess. There are laws. They can not fix anything because the whole situation is stupid. Put your anger and thoughts toward making it less stupid.

Impossible to express how much I adore this

Who are these guys?

Yeah, go full out and BE A HIPPIE, or be a corporate drone. Don't play weekend hippie. Hipsters show up in their poor person/radical person costume for a few days and then head back to the suburbs feeling special. Death to hipsters, indeed.

So cute!! Thank you.

Sit down, Josh. You are still very much way tooooooo stupid to reference feminism. Land. It's baffling, the lack of awareness.

Cuz they get to decide it.

I don't think that's the REAL Thor Odinson.