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The most metal thing you can do after death 20 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
You can take dead bodies, make them into diamonds, then sell them. A great business model.
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Hassidic Hillbilly with a Snoot Full of Honeybees 6 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
"a member of a sect founded in Poland in the 18th century by Baal Shem-Tov and characterized by its emphasis on mysticism, prayer, ritual strictness, religious zeal, and joy." ( I'm really not sure)
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The best sister ever 8 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Conviction. (2010)
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"Just one more chapter." 9 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
This screencap is something I am finding myself relating to on a deeper level.
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Nailed it 18 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Magic
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This would cheer me up if I saw them rolling past 6 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
The BANDwagon.
Husbands can be incredibly useful. 25 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
But is he a girl worth fighting for? *starts singing*
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My childhood could have been so different 20 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
If you want some alone time you could tape the end shut....
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Oh deer... 4 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
You rang?
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Oh deer 1 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
sorry
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Feeling left out is horrible... 22 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Apparently there is a type of fungus that was named sporange. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/hqdefault.jpg
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Some guys just don't get it 5 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
"National Man Day"?
I'll Just Plug The Cord Thing, It Should Be Fine 5 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
I set fireee to my phone
watch it burn as I touch your face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
I set fire to the house
And I threw my phone into the flames
When it fell, my phone died
'Cause I knew that that was the last minute, the last minute!
I'll Just Plug The Cord Thing, It Should Be Fine 5 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
I set fireee to my phone
watch it burn as I touch you face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
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Apple of love 11 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Ain't nobody got time fo that.
Flooded subway 9 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
or nah.
His son Scotty didn't even visit 4 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
I read this. Then I read the title again. I got a few scrolls down and then I flipped out. Wellplayed. Wellplayed.
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The american crayon 6 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Why is American copyrighted?
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Not a very good mascot 50 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP?
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Bagels, bagels everywhere 3 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
And now that account has 32.4K followers. It's official. I have less followers than a bagel.
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Glitch in the matrix 4 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Shoes. Purses.
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I'd be the idiot that took one of each 8 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Fo life
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Come on man I deer you 8 comments
deerlord · 10 years ago
Oh deer, this is spiraling out of control.