The most metal thing you can do after death 20 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
You can take dead bodies, make them into diamonds, then sell them. A great business model.
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Hassidic Hillbilly with a Snoot Full of Honeybees 6 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
"a member of a sect founded in Poland in the 18th century by Baal Shem-Tov and characterized by its emphasis on mysticism, prayer, ritual strictness, religious zeal, and joy." ( I'm really not sure)
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"Just one more chapter." 9 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
This screencap is something I am finding myself relating to on a deeper level.
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Husbands can be incredibly useful. 25 comments
My childhood could have been so different 20 comments
Supporting the local team 8 comments
Feeling left out is horrible... 22 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
Apparently there is a type of fungus that was named sporange. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/hqdefault.jpg
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I'll Just Plug The Cord Thing, It Should Be Fine 5 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
I set fireee to my phone
watch it burn as I touch your face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
I set fire to the house
And I threw my phone into the flames
When it fell, my phone died
'Cause I knew that that was the last minute, the last minute!
watch it burn as I touch your face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
I set fire to the house
And I threw my phone into the flames
When it fell, my phone died
'Cause I knew that that was the last minute, the last minute!
I'll Just Plug The Cord Thing, It Should Be Fine 5 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
I set fireee to my phone
watch it burn as I touch you face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
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watch it burn as I touch you face
Let the walls burn while I cry
'Cause I heard you screaming out my phone, my phone
His son Scotty didn't even visit 4 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
I read this. Then I read the title again. I got a few scrolls down and then I flipped out. Wellplayed. Wellplayed.
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Bagels, bagels everywhere 3 comments
deerlord
· 9 years ago
And now that account has 32.4K followers. It's official. I have less followers than a bagel.
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