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Looking at you DoorDash 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 day ago
How out of touch are you?
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
demon_razgriz · 3 days ago
I am DemonRazgriz, Lord of the wheel. Bringer of the day. Fear me, for I am not sure if you are interested.
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Thank you for your service 43 comments
demon_razgriz · 4 days ago
Sir Googleton, actually
Thank you for your service 43 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 days ago
I had Google
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Silky shiny Shark 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 week ago
Oh, and when some big company makes a pornographic film, it's "legal" and "supporting the sex industry", but when I do it I'm "disgusting" and "need to leave Tesco"
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Silky shiny Shark 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 week ago
If paracetamol was healthy, you could eat it with a grapefruit. Try it, you might die.
If ovens where healthy, you should be able to stick your head in it while it's on. Try it, you might die.
Don't use something in a way it's intended, purposefully ignoring it's instructions. Try it, you might otherwise maim or kill, yourself or others.
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>:) 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 week ago
"I'd like to show Santa the target. Don't want him burning down the wrong house"
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Nuanced monastic Penguin 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 week ago
Real fuckin cute
The beautiful tumbleweeds of Eastern Washington 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 1 week ago
"in today's article of 'house fires waiting to happen'"
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Like why 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 2 weeks ago
Nah, when me and my fam are together we go all "နတသူ ဆဟေ ည ာုမါနါါါါ္ူစေ"
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Kill each other! 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 3 weeks ago
7th is looking more and more likely
Basically all the same, right? 6 comments
demon_razgriz · 3 weeks ago
I got a little Yaris, and a month after my yearly service, the brake calipers failed, meaning, that and 2 discs & pads had to be replaced :(
Fingers crossed the recall is gets turned around quickly!
Basically all the same, right? 6 comments
demon_razgriz · 3 weeks ago
Cars likes SUV crossovers and estates are designed to appeal to the 'doesnt really care about driving' demographic. It gets them from A to B , day-in day-out.
You'll find the difference in most hatchbacks, and performance cars :)
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I travelled the world for this meme 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 3 weeks ago
Sweet dreams, are made of cheese
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Outtagascar 7 comments
demon_razgriz · 4 weeks ago
Normally yes, but there's a custom red 86 with those yellowed lights that hides a Ferrari made engine, and looks like the one posted.
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Outtagascar 7 comments
demon_razgriz · 4 weeks ago
Gotta question the 'Notafastcar'?
If that's the GT-86 with the Ferrari engine then boy are you mistaken
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Get back to ur cage u ***ing slave 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 weeks ago
Back to it, wage-cuck!
Surprise 8 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 weeks ago
The equator?
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She wanted the best for you, Garret 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 weeks ago
"it's"
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Savory opt-in Coyote 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 weeks ago
Or just get a pin and jam it in any mic you can find. If you destroy the mic, and stop it receiving signals, that'll work. But, good luck calling anyone.
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scari 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 6 weeks ago
You know nothing, bruh snow
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scari 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 6 weeks ago
My own actions? Ah right, yes, me! The 20 something year old, living in 2020, full time worker, and somehow a raging colonialist!
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The bathroom with no mirror 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 6 weeks ago
"There's something in my eye, let me jus- oh..."
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And it's only halfway done! 17 comments
demon_razgriz · 6 weeks ago
Reading all this, and holy fuck I wanna go back
After the latest California earthquake 1 comments
demon_razgriz · 7 weeks ago
Nah, that's not it. Someone just hasn't tiled their textures properly.
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