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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
demon_razgriz · 24 weeks ago
We never did find a way to get out of bed, but along the way we sure learned a lot about the index
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
demon_razgriz · 24 weeks ago
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you can get a haircut. There is no middle ground.
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Thought about this while driving behind one of these 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 26 weeks ago
"Want to explain to me why you're attempting to impersonate a police officer?"
"Put sticker on car, other people safer!"
"Well sure, but that's still impersonating a police officer, which is a crime."
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Endurable parched pricier Jaguar 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 30 weeks ago
No idea if the pic is the bloke in question, but it blows my mind seeing the size of (what I assume are) the arteries in the neck and lower abdomen.
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/V/irgin likes Star Fox 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 30 weeks ago
Frog.
Man's so expressive he's got his hands doing some фз၏ကछ shit
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Every part of the Witcher 12 comments
demon_razgriz · 31 weeks ago
Watching Thane Krios die of space cancer or watching Legion give himself up for the Geth
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Good luck bro 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 33 weeks ago
That's the guy from HQ Trivia
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Rainbow drawing by me 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 34 weeks ago
Shockwave! I see u
Looking at you DoorDash 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 35 weeks ago
How out of touch are you?
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
demon_razgriz · 35 weeks ago
I am DemonRazgriz, Lord of the wheel. Bringer of the day. Fear me, for I am not sure if you are interested.
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Thank you for your service 43 comments
demon_razgriz · 35 weeks ago
Sir Googleton, actually
Thank you for your service 43 comments
demon_razgriz · 36 weeks ago
I had Google
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Silky shiny Shark 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 36 weeks ago
Oh, and when some big company makes a pornographic film, it's "legal" and "supporting the sex industry", but when I do it I'm "disgusting" and "need to leave Tesco"
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Silky shiny Shark 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 36 weeks ago
If paracetamol was healthy, you could eat it with a grapefruit. Try it, you might die.
If ovens where healthy, you should be able to stick your head in it while it's on. Try it, you might die.
Don't use something in a way it's intended, purposefully ignoring it's instructions. Try it, you might otherwise maim or kill, yourself or others.
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>:) 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 36 weeks ago
"I'd like to show Santa the target. Don't want him burning down the wrong house"
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Nuanced monastic Penguin 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 37 weeks ago
Real fuckin cute
The beautiful tumbleweeds of Eastern Washington 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 37 weeks ago
"in today's article of 'house fires waiting to happen'"
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Like why 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 37 weeks ago
Nah, when me and my fam are together we go all "နတသူ ဆဟေ ည ာုမါနါါါါ္ူစေ"
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Kill each other! 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 38 weeks ago
7th is looking more and more likely
Basically all the same, right? 6 comments
demon_razgriz · 38 weeks ago
I got a little Yaris, and a month after my yearly service, the brake calipers failed, meaning, that and 2 discs & pads had to be replaced :(
Fingers crossed the recall is gets turned around quickly!
Basically all the same, right? 6 comments
demon_razgriz · 38 weeks ago
Cars likes SUV crossovers and estates are designed to appeal to the 'doesnt really care about driving' demographic. It gets them from A to B , day-in day-out.
You'll find the difference in most hatchbacks, and performance cars :)
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I travelled the world for this meme 5 comments
demon_razgriz · 39 weeks ago
Sweet dreams, are made of cheese
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Outtagascar 7 comments
demon_razgriz · 39 weeks ago
Normally yes, but there's a custom red 86 with those yellowed lights that hides a Ferrari made engine, and looks like the one posted.
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Outtagascar 7 comments
demon_razgriz · 39 weeks ago
Gotta question the 'Notafastcar'?
If that's the GT-86 with the Ferrari engine then boy are you mistaken
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