Maybe the eels should be more grateful. Cocaine isn't easy or cheap to get.

Reminds me of that annoying bitch for Soul Calibre V

To a bunch of criminals/rapists*
Don't define them by race or religion, define them by their vile actions. Not that hard.

I read this as a dad who's recovering from brain trauma, and she's throwing the clipboard in excitement that he knows he's a dad again

That's not accurate at all. Boy #2 would defo be pre-order exclusive content

Why is there... a tank?

I don't like... Maybe Ryan Reynolds would make a good Nathan drake?

It's 100,000 people (looks like a mil, caught me off guard too). OP doesn't understand how commas work.
Also, he's got an article on CNN, which is probably where OP heard it, sounds likes someone is begging for likes to me...
Source : https://edition.cnn.com/2014/12/14/world/asia/nepal-eye-doctor/index.html?no-st=9999999999

So is the handle the right way up or...?

And just like that, his hopes of having kids were popped

Honour among thieves

I love those little things, but now I'm sad cause the whales are eating them :(

It's defo "whereever jouare"

Or you've interpreted wrong and that blank represents the sound of silence....

Let me break this down for you.
Coffee, smells nice.
Coffee breath, does not smell nice.
Just because it's called "coffee breath" does not mean you breath smells like the coffee you drank, from black coffees, to mochas or flat whites. Your breath smells like bitter shit, not a caramel latte.