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The union makes us strong 34 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Mmmkay, but they haven't stolen his plane, nor refused him access.
Let's say you are indeed a mechanic, and you don't like what I've said, so you turn to me and say "I'm not going to service your car, nor provide you with an MOT certificate". Not only can I still access my car, but the only thing have to do now, is find another mechanic.
You're not holding my car in the shop, you've not gutted the car of parts, because you haven't touched it, because all you have done is refused to serve me.
The same as what's going on here. He can still access his plane, have it fueled by a private company and be flown out of AUS, the point is, it's more of a pain in the ass...
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The union makes us strong 34 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
"Stealing a man's private property"???
You want a springboard? It's gonna help with all the conclusions you're jumping to.
That union just refused to fuel his plane. Nothing stopping him from going private. They are allowed refuse him service, they're not stealing from him but they're not helping him either.
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The tiny "dun dun" in the last panel 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
I love this so much
I painted strawberries 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
They look good enough to eat!
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The union makes us strong 34 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
I imagine as a union, they'd probably just work another show as stagehands. Can't imagine business like that is short. Just ignore Sinatra and go be stagehands for another artist perhaps?
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The union makes us strong 34 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Not being held hostage, man's just gotta figure out his own way to get home. I've heard a row boat can do the trick quite nicely.
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This is so lovely 1 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Why does that engraving look fake...
Wake the f**k up internet we've got a company to burn 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Water and Africans need to be switched really. Not taking the Africans from the water, but the water outta the Africans
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Walk of Money 9 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Yeah, but if someone said to you "wanna star on the walk of fame?" Would you not just go "fuck it why not"?
I would. It's £35K. I could donate 65K more to charity and be only 1/10 of a way through a million, £35K is worth nothing at that level
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A wall to be proud of! 11 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
It's weird to think deserts like that can 'spread'
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Walk of Money 9 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
How can a celeb not afford 35K? If you're famous enough for a big hit movie, youll earn way more than £1 mil. To a celeb £35K would be pittance.
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I just got a participation "trophy" for an event I didn't even attend, 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
He get a non-existence trophy if he's not careful. It'll be delivered in the form of cardiac arrest.
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Lying pancake store 3 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
This is simultaneously funny and not funny
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Hunt for the Platinum Trophy 6 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
I always feel a hint of sadness when killing hired armies, guards or smth in games, because these Bois just had to pay the bills, they didn't really wanna die, they just gotta put themselves out to keep the lights on
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Hard choice 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Both
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Here's how the kidney looks with its parenchyma removed! 15 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
As a patient, with a now missing kidney, I think you're right @famousone
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I'm a police officer in the UK. Guy with a BMW parked incorrectly and left this 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
"I'm inside the building I'm illegally parked outside of. Please consult me - a BMW Driver - before you - a police officer - give me a ticket, cause I feel like I deserve to be let off, thank you"
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What kind of black magic is this?! 8 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
"we don't know what electricity feels like"
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It feels like pain.... A whole LOT of pain.
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What kind of black magic is this?! 8 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
I call upon thee, electricitee!
I bring you forth, so you may boil my dirty bean water, and power my personal computing device!
Well I knew it before 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Wow, I also figured out it can be used for detonating a thermonuclear warhead. Not sure what else the penis does tbh
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JavaScript is evil 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
*non-engineer*
Thanks for that intelligible clarification there
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Dont forget to check if WiFi is on 4 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Sorry, is this some peasant meme I'm too rich to understand?
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Korea won the game 2 comments
demon_razgriz · 5 years ago
Also why the bigger logos, incase I didn't get what you meant when you said "Huawei", you cleared it up by going "nEeD bIg HuWee lOgO tO mAke ObViOuS"