derpyhockeygirl

derpyhockeygirl


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Buying a new hat 5 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
literally my squad
oh cap 13 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
This was taken from Brooklyn nine nine, lol perfection.
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Seahorse Inspects a Diver’s Watch 13 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
it's over evolved
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Obese 100 year old crocodile. 5 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
It LOOKS like the chickens they've been throwing, all fat and stuff.
Oh god. 9 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
and after 5 minutes on the internet it's already made me want to go play outside, sadly.
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...but it's so true. 3 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
when you can't get your earbuds untangled
This applies to more than just America 15 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
apparently we've now turned it into a cult
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Meghan Trainor sickens me. 75 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
"You're perfect from the bottom to the top" *wears 7 buckets of makeup*
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This is our society. 62 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
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Thug Life 9 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
problems over chips taken to a whole new level
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But more importantly, is that a giraffe backpack?? 1 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
Literally the relationship between me and my family. I fuck up and end up in a hole: they take pictures and laugh, story of my life. Join the club, hop on the band wagon, whatever your struggles can relate to and have the feels for.
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So much fuss about height 7 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
Literally how me and my best friend work. I'm the arm rest, and she carries me into battle. No she's not Godzilla, but she's 6'2. Let's just say I've been stepped on a lot...
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In case you haven't seen this masterpiece yet 23 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
YES, Fall Out Boy IS life
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In case you haven't seen this masterpiece yet 23 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
I HAVE SEEN THIS AND I CRIED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
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downvote devil 10 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
yes. very.
It's hard being the "weird emo" cousin 8 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
*throws up in mouth a little bit
Excuse me a moment.
*puts on band pants without a band shirt
*gets banned from own house
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Story of my life 2 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
me wen i steal my friend's bag of chips
What Happens To A Corgi's Butt When He Barks Is So Amusing 10 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
at first i thought it's butt was making the noise. LOL
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Hair clap 23 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
i have seen everything now.
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And this is what I would send my boyfriend. If I had one 14 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
Fall Out Boy is my life!!!!
DIY boxes 12 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
i would like to add to that, i have this one that i am the master at called a crumpled ball of failure. you just try to do origami then fail because you either can't do it, or have no talent (like me), it's very easy.
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Yes 5 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
oh, how the tables turn
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No, sirs and madams, THIS is a baby alpaca 7 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
it actually is, i just looked up baby alpacas and this was the first thing to come u saying "needle felted"
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No, sirs and madams, THIS is a baby alpaca 7 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
i think i found my soulmate
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ginger baby 7 comments
derpyhockeygirl · 6 years ago
american teens these days...
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