This made me have internal joy for the rest of my day 11 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
thats clearly for the single book to the right
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Spin the bottle and drink! 3 comments
Spin the bottle and drink! 3 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
am i the only one who sees the bottle careening out of control and bringing some plastic cups down off the table with it?
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Fat acceptance kills, end of story 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
no, just like anyone else with a medical issue people need to recognize they do not know the full story and let the individual be. getting people to struggle emotionally with every bite they eat and every choice they make hurts them not helps them and creates even bigger health issues than just the ones associated with being overweight. medical issues are private whether they are visible or invisible. it is the business of the individual, their medical professionals, and in the case of minors, their parents. do i owe every person who expresses "concern" my medical history? body acceptance is not about glorifying fat its about accepting and loving yourself even if you are imperfect, it has nothing to do with refusing to try to improve ones health. i for one have struggled with my weight since injuring my back and helpful advice about how much sugar is in my strawberries and how refreshed so and so feels after a jog gosh i should try it to is beyond useless and unwelcome.
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Fat acceptance kills, end of story 25 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
you're so right we should just bully fat people until they kill themselves instead.
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This made me have internal joy for the rest of my day 11 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
man i want to just switch a couple books around so bad. maybe turn one upside one.
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Bindi Irwin is all grown up! 13 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
are those some kind of iguana on their head? now i gotta Google what I'm looking at...
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How to do the overhead barbell splits 7 comments
I can't stop looking at it 13 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
yeah but... the way we buy fruit you pick out the best one... so this would be a disaster...
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In norway 14 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
pshhh like we run. stand and fight and hope my superior mass will lead me to victory!
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50 Shades of this 68 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
nobody uses abortion as primary birth control, its expensive, its painful, its messy, its traumatic. when people even imply this is makes me crazy cuz it makes sound like you just take that little pill and a fetus drops in the toilet and you go on with your life and ppl just go around doing that.
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They let me bring 3 laptops onto a plane but took my snickers 10 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
unless you rubbed C4 all over that snickers before coming in, no. no they did not.
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Can't compute. Too much stupid. Send help. 11 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i feel like this was a joke..... cuz no way those kids never got a tan before.
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Cat: "what are you supposed to be??" Bird: "Fabulous" 8 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
pretty sure you could convince them that it was not a chicken. although having already looked into keeping a chicken inside for this very same chicken myself, its just not worth it.
they look so realistic 11 comments
50 Shades of this 68 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
if you do not want a child, then that fetus is very much parasitic. You can get an STD being responsible the same way you can get pregnant while being responsible. Sometimes shit just happens. Abortion does not result in the death of a child, it results in the death of a fetus. I am done with this now, since trying to change a persons moral or religious opinion on anything with logic never has and never will be successful.
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50 Shades of this 68 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
this is like saying if you get and STD you cannot have medicine you need to live with the consequence.
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PREACH 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
hrm. i was a smallish house party once and the guy there, afterwards, kept making a big deal about how he could have taken advantage of me while i was drunk and didn't, he did not just bring it up once, like i was supposed to not just thank him for not raping me, but im pretty sure he felt i owed him some dates or more for not doing it, it was... disappointing.
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Edited 11 years ago
When pranks are planned by the devil 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
that might blend in in a pile but no ones going to pick that up and notice unless they are super wasted, and even then i express doubt. terrible prank, the devil is not impressed.
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How old? 14 comments
How life works 8 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
because you never ever see totally mismatched hotness couples. looks are 100% the only thing that matters.
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