Jayne M Junemann

deviledapple


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title 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
"when attractive people compliment me i get nervous bc remember that one time when Regina George complimented that girls skirt" looks complete to me...
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The superglue hardened in the shape of the bottle 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
if its so super why were you able to remove the bottle from the hardened glue?
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title 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
no just a little bit of letters... it could be the cut off "bc" for because confusing you i think
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I'm going to hell for this 26 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
just looking at this makes me feel trapped
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They wanted $15/hr 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i think its cute that you think it won't include constant pop ups asking you if want to add shit and upsize.
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You can theoretically drink more than a gallon of soda during a movie 15 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
at my local theater the regular bottle of water cost more than the giant tub of soda. the part of me not wanting to get diabetes and the part of me that refuses to spend extra money were not happy with each other.
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More efficient, too 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
of course they do, and thats totally why anti-vax is a thing.
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Yes I need different shoes for each day 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
seriously. just bring all of your underwear. you never know.
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tl;dr - Don't be a d*ck 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
depends on the makeup. like lipstain you need remover to remove. people kept trying to tell me to fix a smudge and im like i cant (plus it was a goddamn zit near the lipline but thats just another reason to keep yer stupid mouths shut)
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The Swedish king everyone. I love my country 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
ooo i own the green snake hat, its fun!
I am doing nothing 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
exacttllyyy.
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Subtle 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i just ra off to check if this is on netflix. itis.... added.
This alignment of her shirt 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
please tell me the things in the sand on her bottoms are crabs. i would buy that, just to talk about the crabs on my sandy vag....
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Granny Panties 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i really want this story to be true.
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A good reason to get drunk 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
drunk me is the only me that cleans too. except the kitchen cuz drunk me also cooks.
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They wanted $15/hr 11 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
you know i really have no problem with this. i am for paying employees 15 bucks an hour and if this is how they make it doable i dont see why everyones bitching. they wont mess with their bottom line so either prices go up (again, ok with) or they minimize employees. someone still makes and services the machines, they are not cutting jobs completely out of the loop.
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Or Miis 22 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the more i stare it, the shoulders and other exposed, and the people behind, the more sure i am this is caked on concealer and stuff to make them look "light." i can only hope its actually some sort of art project.
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11 two week old golden retrievers 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
they are almost in perfect gradient!
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would you get your hair like this 41 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
its always extensions. i never had any idea how many women wear extensions before the body scanner, now i can spot them from a mile away... no wonder no one compliments my long hair anymore, they just assume its fake too.
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Decisions....Decisions. 30 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
me too, me too.
Paid to be chill 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
that'd be a promotion though, you cannot be a delivery driver and a manager. he'd have to have been promoted from like delivery driver to management for that much increase, which also means no more tips. you got delivery drivers at minimum, some insiders making pizza and answering phone for a buck or two more, a few shift runners they get maybe a buck more than the insiders and an assistant and general manager they get salaries and expected to be there all the time so probably end up with minimum wage after math too.
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Or Miis 22 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
is this.. wedding whiteface?
What is this supposed to cover? 34 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
we do all get that this is an accessory and not a top right?
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Sharapova's Accomplishments 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
still very bulky be a bitch to lift up, esp as you got drunk.
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Paid to be chill 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
either this is lies or he misunderstood chase getting a raise. pizza places do not give raises like that, not to drivers, and certainly not for a weird review. my raises used to "coincide" with min wage increases and were typically like a dime an hour.. "oooo and look min wage went up so you get a QUARTER!"
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