oh come on its funny.

thank you! this is my biggest problem with people bitching about women being whores or sleeping their way to the top... its bullshit! males sleep around we talk about how they're ladies men, women do it its bad?!? just follow your heart or loins and be safe about it, IMO its only bad if you cheat on someone, or get laid through lies and deceit. otherwise, fuck your way through a whole city, i don't care and refuse to judge anyone for it.

its always good to marinade your baby in watermelon before cooking it.

what

supposed to, but it appears to work the other way around cuz i never once met a girl who had a good thing to say about axe, but yet men keep buying it almost as if its.. attracting them...

last time i got my hair "trimmed" it went from a few inches from my butt to above my shoulders. i managed not to cry.

i don't spend 16-ish years 40+ hour weeks in professional meetings. infact, that shit happens almost never. schools = regular clothes should be acceptable. i mean theres s difference between shirt where a strap pokes out and a shirt that shows all your tits, and to pretend its similar... is bananas

.... yeah you can have an opinion but not a negative one kthx. plz 2 be telling grapes u r sry. that or i'm totally with you, i got sensitive teeth, so while they are kinda good omfg OW NO STOP

seriously the way we have been taught to be ashamed of nudity is absurd, its much healthier to just not care about naked family.

people say dogs to to a rainbow bridge. i assume its intended to be the doggy entrance to heaven, so no one has to debate if dogs go to the pearly gates.

haha even i don't go nuts in the time period for pooping, im speaking of a time period of a couple hours. pooping is a terrible excuse anyways, no one poops without their phones anymore. i only crazy text while drunk. and they normally have it coming.

pls don't try to sleep with your bullies.

its a nice man who comes over when you need some male company...

not gunna like, while the rational part of my brain knows all the reasons why my bf isnt texting me back, and it maintains rationality by not sending crazy texts about why hes not texting, inside my head theres a little voice going WHYYYY ARENNT YOU ANSWERING OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHYYYY... ppl just have all have some crazy in 'em.

this is just so much nonsense i don't even know how to respond.

this made me snortle just cuz its whats me and my friends call our FWB's.