Jayne M Junemann

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if anybody wants a kick in the ass I am available 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
NO PEPSI IS NOT OK
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Don't you dare move my car 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
extra interesting because they do make roller things for just this scenario. like at work they resurfaced the lot and while they got most people out, since it IS an airport many employees actually fly out for months at a time, so the remaining cars had wheelie things put under each tire and they slid them over to the finished parts to continue working.
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He stood like this for a good 3 minutes just gazing 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
that one does look pretty fantastic
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I have a friend who's skinny and is always complaining about being fat. It drives me nuts 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
ughhh at beach one day chillin and some girls kinda hung out around me (they were like 19-20) and we stated chatting and whole time one kept whining about how she was so fat and guys didn't like fat girls and she was skinny af and it drove me nuts because bitching to an actually fat girl about fat is absurd, and seriously thinking guys care about a couple pounds is bananas, some might care if you chunky as me, but if you skinny af and maybe 2 lbs over what you think you're supposed to be... boys don't notice, esp not horned up 20-somethings who will hit anything. if i could just impart any wisdom at all to anyone worrying about weight, in the end your confidence in your self has so much influence in how people see you, just loving yourself no matter what you're struggling with will make others like you more, and it actually makes meeting life's challenges easier, whether its exercise or financial struggles or depression or really anything.
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Those eyes :) 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
hey don't deny a guest his kinks.
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School in 2.5 weeks ... 15 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
get a job you hippie
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get it right 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
mmm my favourite story
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yep. 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
every time i see this photo i cannot decide if that girl is scary thin or if its an illusion of the dress cut.
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I really don't get PETA 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
petakillsanimals is also an excellent source, but they focus less on petas gotcha videos and more the simple hypocrisy of killing the animals they take in. peta thinks domestic animals are better off dead than "slaves" to humans.
Woman Screams Rape While Being Arrested After Claiming She Doesn’t Have to Follow Laws 46 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
come on. i've never heard of any of these sovereign citizens or whatever they choose to call themselves being anything but white.
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I must be hitting the f5 key cause that ass is refreshing 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
from puns or from throwing things? personally, puns are my favourite. i grew up on xanth and saying punny shit at work is the light of my life.
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The rat breeder 12 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i mean people do this and call them "pets" but im not sure how the survived unattended in the damn cage.
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When someone eats the last cookie 10 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
seriously tho the guy who eats the last cookie is always the one who had 5 or 6 to begin with and then theres people who had none.
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Giving her that inside job 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the smoothness of this transition is disturbing.
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Booster seats, for the children 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
*squee*
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I must be hitting the f5 key cause that ass is refreshing 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
and when people make terrible puns you throw things at them
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Oh pooh 37 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
my boobs just developed a strong dislike for your opinions.
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Oh pooh 37 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
hmm. while this does give me an utterly pleasing mental image of people of all genders just going about their lives in pasties, still find the notion silly. but, i am a closet nudist so what do i know.
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That's Oddly Specific, Fortune Cookie 9 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
fortune cookie really wants me to take my trash to the dumpster on my way to work.,,,
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dog facts 12 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
my dog likes hugs. if i squat down (hes 17 lbs) and open my arms he comes and presses against my chest for a hug.
ad placement gone wrong 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
man i would be getting in that taxi even if i didnt have a need to go anywhere. just to open that door.
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tumblr comp for your enjoyment 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
good guy facebook
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Who's your best friend? 6 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
shiba inu
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