"All About That Bass" Skinny version--I LOVE IT 11 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i want that denim zip down shirt shes got
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When you need a spare girlfriend in case you lose yours 1 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
the fact the screen in the back says "scouting for girls" is pretty amazing here.
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*When I see an attractive man* 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i think you gotta take into consideration that the notion of a "sinner" and a"person who has committed a sin" are a weeee bit different.. a "sinner" is someone who lives a life in sin or constantly sins.. but in general most religious folks accept that everyone has sinned its the recognizing and asking forgiveness that is important. - person who was once a xtian
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Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i can't imagine being so bitter as to hate love. i have a few men who every time i think of them the tears flow... but love is the best so i just keep going and leave the walls down. i think this time i've won the game, but ive thought that before.. and even if this one takes my heart and leaves, i cannot imagine closing myself off, i will dive in head first again.
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When you think that you're being papped 9 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
so i think i maybe really misunderstand what you mean by papped cuz i am very aware of who comes into the room while we do that.
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Politics 5 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
yeah i think this is one time where the notpenguin is being used wrong... and one of the only times ive seen it and breathed a sigh of relief and was like yessss i agree
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Me tonight 7 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
sigh. i only take one fricken class and i do this shit. i though adult me wouldn't be like this :(
My jeans bear the scars of a few phone upgrades 5 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
damn i wish my jeans outlasted my phones. fat girl problems i guess, they wear out where my thighs rub :(
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If candy had descriptive names 10 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i don't even know where to start with the hateful, coldhearted monster that created this
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Pocket pets! 10 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
they probably found it or someone got it and brought it in, that looks like a back of the store/warehouse situation not really the storefront
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Sweet justice 6 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
among other reasons to suspect this posts validity. i try to regard these text message posts as "stories" instead of "real screen shots"
Decades of filth washed away from an old building in Budapest, Hungary 9 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
in the photo it looks like brick, so i imagine while it looks nice when we imagine it as brick, in person in real life it was probably more obvious that it was buildup and less attractive. but yes, before i scrolled down i liked it thinking it was brick
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The real reason people have children 17 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i cannot wait till i have servan-err children to do all this shit for me.
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Peanuts vs Plain nuts 11 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
plus vaccines are not 100%, they just mostly have a high rate of protection, but if one person gets it and goes to school while contagious with 100 kids who are 90% safe that means 10 them will catch it, and schools have a lot more than 100 kids, and the problem is starting to be the schools with unvaccinated kids have a LOT of unvaccinated kids. plus the kids who dont get vaccinated for medical reasons are pretty likely to die from even the milder things we vaccinate against as they normally have immune issues.
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This guy 9 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
while its awful its very existence is awesome, and makes the point of confidence that hes clearly trying to make very loudly
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yes 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i suspect the original poster did not intend it to mean anyone who was not willing.
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"Let me speak to your manager" 13 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i can even deal with the sagging pants, its the sknny jean drop crotch pants that went over the fucking line.
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Racisms 20 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
Odontoceti = toothed whale. dolphins are odontoceti. it is both whale and dolphin
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Ahh good times 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
if you read my sentence its pretty clearly talking about the meme itself and not you specifically, i have seen this on my facebook like 15 times and its all from people i know are jabbing at trans, and its pretty obvious thats what the creator intended.
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Perhaps an unpopular opinion 47 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
maybe thats part of the problem with how we are trying to respond to bullying, we are treating fistfights the same as name calling and other emotional abuses.
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Perhaps an unpopular opinion 47 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i for one think theres a pretty big difference between bullying and someone who is beating you with objects and almost breaking your back, that's abuse and assault and actual criminal acts which is a far cry from the actual concept of bullying. once bullying crosses into criminal physical acts, its not just bullying and should not be dealt with in the ways we deal (or, "should be dealing with") with bullying. fuck the school, I'd be calling the police if someone was assaulting me.
Ahh good times 12 comments
deviledapple
· 11 years ago
i like to pretend this meme is just people trying to awkwardly relate to transgender instead of trying to make a jab at them "oh you're transgender? oh well.. i mean i was trapped in my moms body so i totally get it... you know cuz like, imma male and shes a female and so i was like, trapped in a female body. we're the same man i get you"
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New look this fall...Business Cargo 4 comments
;-) my friends know me so well 4 comments