Jayne M Junemann

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I wish my money had sex 15 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
like animals when you separate it and give it away your money cannot multiply for you, you need to save it and feed it and nurture it to give it the room to grow.
I laughed sooo hard at RiRi's Reply XD 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
just a result of decades of the war on drugs telling lies to kids to justify the nonsense, we get told all childhood that its a "gateway" drug instead of just acknowledging that some people like weed, some people like meth.
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When somebody compliments me 3 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
hrm. i always just get quiet and awkwardly try to shuffle away.
Ana 17 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
thats a hell of a leap since its spelled anorexia and anarexia...
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A Brazilian pizza place is doing some tests 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
2 slices plz
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yes 4 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
god i hope someone uses this line on me now.
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good 14 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
other people feed the pigeons, he feeds them pigeons..
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The future is here! 16 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i read selfie driving cars, and their poses only made it more real.
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I really wish I learnt these earlier 36 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
4.0 is normally referencing gradepoint average... of which 4.0 is top... but i dunno how that can be a grade on a paper?
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Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
no, i must still disagree on that, i think obsession is likely the minority, its an unhealthy thing and you only hear about the things that are unhealthy, not the norm which is to fall in love and not always be loved back.
Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
honestly mutual love can be obsession too, love and obsession are not exclusive, i think its obsession when you cannot let a person you love go when its over.. not as in not think of them, but dwell on it too much, keep chasing them too long, its like, you do the normal stuff we do when love fucks us up, but you do it TOO much.
More proof that cats are liquid 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
still worth it
There are so many things wrong with this 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
yes. for a messed up tattoo this one is pretty fixable. the commas are less noticable the second you fix the glaring spelling error, and much can be done to hide the commas and the dot from the i
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I really wish I learnt these earlier 36 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
plus part of the point of adding these classes is to BETTER children, so that they have tools maybe their parents didnt, to help them live even better lives. i mean thats what we all want for our children, right, to have better lives than us? and the world is ever changing, things dont all work now like they did when our parents were kids, or when we were kids.
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There are so many things wrong with this 7 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
yeah but that i can be made to look like an e pretty easily at least.
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I have seen the gates of hell 8 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i don't remember the part of frozen where olaf was a horror clown
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Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
sooo its either its a crush or if its love you act crazy? silliness. you do not have to be crazy for it to be love... granted some of your *thoughts* are probably crazy... if its love, the emotion never really leaves, it just eventually stops being a surface thought. my point is merely that you can be in love, it can be one sided, and its plenty of people who arent looney about it.
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She is a goddess 13 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i don't know if counts as "liking older women" when you find one specific one likable... she's likable (from a physical point of view) specifically because she does not look like an older woman.
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More proof that cats are liquid 5 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
TURN IT ON
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Oh Ellen. 3 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
*fights urge to launch into factual rant about spider mating habits and male survival rates*
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Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
i dunno, i feel like the only times i've ever walked the obsession line is when someone is playing me and pretending to have similar emotions... while its hard to stop thinking about the people who never loved you back, the normal person doesn't go stalker or anything, you only hear much about the people crossing the lines, because everyone else goes home and eats ice cream and gets drunk and works on moving on quietly without a lot of public fuss.
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Time to eat some vegan, gluten free, soy free, antibiotics free, raw, non GMO food 18 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
according to the principles of homeopathy, that has all the properties of soy gmo, gluten, and all the rest.
Horrible Isn't It? 20 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
what? no, you can easily love a person who does not love you back... healthy love is mutual.
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This bad parent prank scares the hell out of pedestrians 2 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
the only non creepy use for those realistic fake babies.
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I really wish I learnt these earlier 36 comments
deviledapple · 11 years ago
they didnt do the car stuff but most of this was part of my middle school curriculum, "FACE" family and consumer education.
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