Jayne M Junemann

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*hushed tone* Papa France, please... 32 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
why did that joke get funnier when it got explained...
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Cats are pretty great 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the divorce's who learned their lesson
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It was almost sexual hour 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
what's he gunna do, rape her?
Might need a bit more idk 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
while ive not tried putting any near my spiders, as someone who KEEPS spiders, i just don't see how peppermint oil would have any effect on them
ghost 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
it took me a minute because after "bitches" and "did you just make a derogatory.." i thought it was switching persons to yell at the first one for saying bitches.
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Good luck 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
seriously ill be NOT angry when someone tells me to calm down and them im like THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY
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Checkmate darwin 35 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think all trees are annoyed rabbits that magically transformed themselves in order to really screw over the foxes. if you cannot prove me wrong, or do not even think arguing over this is worth your time, i win and am automatically right.
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This is how all hiring should be done 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i don't think the spots are gendered
This tiny milk pot has tiny udders 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
my thoughts exactly
that's one way to stop those sandwich bandits 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
is this serious? i mean... its gunna get eaten by an animal, or cleaned up as trash, or at best, eaten by a hungry person... why would you leave food outside to be reclaimed?
How do you do, fellow avengers? 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i would watch anything with weird al in it
Didn't see that coming 1 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i love this from now until forever
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Body-realistic barbie 29 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
once in awhile i agree with the dark side
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Fedora wearing maniac on the loose 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and the gloves. lol.
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The clock is currently running 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so glad i am not the only person who immediately starts to pick this stuff apart in my head instead of being all "omg so inspired"
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Body-realistic barbie 29 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
dolls do not have realistic proportions, this is all just silly. kids don't even see things that way. god im pretty overweight but i wear my hair in this big perfect bun and so as a result little girls tell me i look like Cinderella. they dont even see this shit as fat/thin.
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Checkmate darwin 35 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think its more just choosing not even engage on this level of stupidity
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Happy September, everybody! 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
but it IS my year
The first rule of fight club is 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah i dont think the winning and losing is the part hurting the kids here.
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The thing with good books 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
or movie. or tv series.
Checkmate darwin 35 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this makes me wonder if the rest of the video is also satire
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Weird self esteem issue 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i also have this
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For those of us called bort 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this problem is getting more common with current naming trends
Did u know? 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
you get charged separately for the people and hospital care, the prices for products are their own things and insane. i saw a couple of my hospital bills in the dark years before insurance and they were bananas.
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This is how all hiring should be done 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i imagine women even pursuing the field is affected by the same things that caused these steps to be necessary, so i would be super surprised if it wasn't numbers like that.
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