The clock is currently running

Ooh la la...someone's going to get laid in college.

SO I CAN FINALLY BUY THE EXPENSIVE LEGO SETS??!?!?

*keeps scrolling*

Can't buy a Bugatti with time.

This is one of the most motivating things I have read

Wow, now im thinking differently. Thank you stranger on the internet.

*shrugs and carries on scrolling through funsubstance*

this made me sit back and rethink my entire life

well thats anxiety inducing.....

But...sleep

Yeah, thanks life but I'd rather the bank account...

The person running my time account is very disappointed

This is not a very good analogy. As there are currently no devices that create conditions for people to experience any appreciable relativistic time dilation, we all have the same amount of time in each day. This is not at all true for money. Time doesn't magically appear and disappear, and there is no cosmic bank that cares how you spend your time. This paragraph is a very labored metaphor to drastically stretch out an old, but relevant, statement: use your time wisely.

the only difference is that you can always open an account with a different back and put the money in that so it will not erased.