-"So you won't tell a therapist, unless they are your very best buddy"
I would likely never tell a friend I had who was a therapist, and any therapist friend I had would know that. That said, none of my friends are therapists, so who knows.
-"Opening up to a total stranger is ... beneficial to your mental (and thus physical!) health"
Don't care, not gonna. Go fuck yourself.
-"opening up to someone - anyone - means acceptance of something bad happening to you, out of your control"
What retardation suggests that I have to talk to someone to accept something happened? When is that ever the case? I took a shit a few hours ago and didn't tell anyone about it, yet somehow I can accept that it happened.
-"What you two are describing is textbook toxic masculinity."
I have zero interest in whatever woke nu-speak you label it as, that's one of the least effective ways to change my mind on anything.

Ah, I see, thanks.

I read it, but the redundancy didn't occur to me before you pointed it out.

Better...

No, like a community that supports you, a strong mindset that maintains purpose through adversity, a peaceful environment, the love of family.
Y'know, actual important things not, material wealth.
Actually childhood education is a good example too, but still isn't something that requires any great deal of money.

There's a character limit for a reason, I will never accept your garrulous ways.

"Fish on! Fish on!" is the most iconic phrase in the show, I think.