Jayne M Junemann

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Happens too often 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i used to date a guy whos english was... well i understood him but he was searching for the right word a LOT.... which i was fine with, but then we visited his parents (did this frequently) i noticed when he spoke to them he didnt seem to really know spanish so well either.... and asked them how to say words a lot (i know just enough spanish to know how to ask to say things, so i understood him asking them this question) it was uh, interesting to say the least
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Ironic 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
as much as i would like for this to be true, it is not. http://m.snopes.com/donald-trump-hat-china/
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In light of recent events lets take a moment for some humor 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah and the look on his face kinda makes you wanna hug him
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I'll just leave this here... 70 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
location matters, different places have different values and thus kids see a different side of things... i feel like where i live now people worry about hassling people over stupid shit, but i grew up in appleton, WI., and even 15-20 years ago when i was preteen/teening it up it was different there, i was unpopular, but there that just meant i got left out of the loop, and there were still groups of kids who purposely hung out with the odd kids, gay kids were just as likely to popular, the popular kids tended to make a point of hanging out the mentally handicapped kids (i went to the newest of the cities schools so i think because we had the uptodate facilities a large portion of the cities special ed kids where there) and none of this shit where kids record each other fighting and it gets on the news (like happens here) happened there.
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Best book ever written 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
pretty sure you did it correctly then.
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How does one do that? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
no, but it was close. had it been any other friend.... but this one does feed me on a regular basis... so i held it in...
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or all 3 at once 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i'm sure he wouldn't have minded the not single part.
or all 3 at once 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
.. and cute photos of goats.
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Game of Thrones explained in 3 pictures 3 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
no, it's a crossover.
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Basically Sums Up My Life 1 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
fo. real.
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You're A Thousand Miles Away But Tonight The Fire looks So Pretty 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well now i am going to bed with this song in my head
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In case of unexpected zombie apocalypse 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah but somebody is gunan figure it out when they try to collect that nice pile of aged chopped firewood, right?
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finally 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
"i hate myself and i still think i'm better than everyone else" me.
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Inside the arm of Christ the Redeemer statue 1 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
god i feel uncomfortable just looking at this
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Anon works out 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
damn i wish i would hit some point in excercise where my brain went somewhere else and let me do it for 45 minutes. every go is a struggle and i'm not even trying to loose weight, just stop my broken body from degrading further.
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Guilty until proven innocent - Discrimination of Males 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
all stereotypes have a flip side, thats why they are dangerous, if you assume women are the only ones who can care for kids, you assume by default that men with kids are doing something other than caring for them.
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Best book ever written 11 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i suspect its a joke book... like a book styled as a kids book full of stuff like this as a bit of a gaff
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How does one do that? 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
.... last night at the bar my friend announced she liked teh crispy fries and ate all the crispy fries i was pushing to the edge to eat last
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This is deep and stuff 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
wait frakenstein the dr or frakenstein frankensteins monster?
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gotta do something with my life, right 2 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i keep seeing this poor leezard getting called ugly :( y'all ugly with your reptilian hatin hearts.
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WORK It GURL 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yes please.
WORK It GURL 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well that does look awfully putin like so it seems like it would have a natural next step
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The perfect body requires hard work 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
what if we moderately only have one, but put it in a moderate amount of ice cream, add a moderate amount of chocolate sauce, stack that onto a moderate amount of cheesecake, add in a moderate amount of maraschino cherries and a moderate amount of those little candied chocolate drops and gob in a moderate amount of brownie and had that with a moderate sizes pumpkin spice latte?
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Such wow 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i want them all 0.o
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