In case of unexpected zombie apocalypse

Thank god I know EXACTLY where it is!

Doesn't zombies hunt using their noses, ears and not just eyes thou?

screw waiting for a zombie apocalypse move in now

yeah but somebody is gunan figure it out when they try to collect that nice pile of aged chopped firewood, right?

"Let's burn this huge woodpile for a signal."

how is there a window...?

Zombie apocalypse? How about when my wife's relatives are over! It's not like one of them would ever lift a finger to help, so my secret abode would remain undiscovered.