Everybody's gotta respect the lord! 14 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
how do you even make an original cuss word? if you make it up its not a cuss word...
Nevar forget 2 comments
Proper solution 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
it happens. pinktoes of all varieties are my faaaavvv but i seem to have a hard time raising them from babies.
When I hear people at my school talk 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
the fact he figured it out and then insulted himself earns forgiveness for the stupid.
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I'm probably lucky to be alive 6 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i officially loose my shit when someone tells me to calm down. i was calm now this shit is real. its like telling someone to smile... give me a fucking reason to smile. you rile me up then shout calm down at me? give me a damn reason to calm.
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When I hear people at my school talk 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
like a million years ago when i was in a science class, i was literally surrounded by the cheerleaders, and would listen to them talking about how do to the homework and their understand of the lessons they JUST SAT THROUGH made me hurt inside.
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Proper solution 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
she was terrifying as a sling, would get all the crickets and walk around with them hanging off her fangs and just act scary as fuck in general but now as an adult shes mellowed out and i can put my hand in her cage. very lovely, best impulse buy ever, i got her as a deal with two antilles pinktoe slings, both the pinktoes died when they were still smaller than my pinkie fingernail so i guess im extra glad i got her.
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Who does it better? 11 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
sigh. that horrible moment when you dwelling lustily at the abs and then happen to notice the dudes face.
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Another compilation 17 comments
Best Michael Jackson costume I have ever seen 4 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i was actually just wondering if the same costume was done by a white person how the reactions would be...
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Ford focus 3 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
to be fair those two people probably knew him well enough to know he had an old ford escort and so read it in proper context
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Nice but frightening that cops would check each car.. 14 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
also i just noticed you used that word searched again, which there is a difference between looking around and searching and i bet theres legalities to even that if you walk into an unlocked building, between going through things and just being there which again the police can get you for things in plain sight and tis not searching
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Nice but frightening that cops would check each car.. 14 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
well other than the silly example which is clothing not property, a house is exactly how i understood it, if someone walks into your unlocked home they are not committing a crime. notice how its "breaking and entering" and not just "entering" and if a store is unlocked how can be illegal to go in? i mean most do not even turn lights out for safety reasons, so if lights are on and you go in and don't know its off hours do you really think you should be arrested? i am sure the legality gets sticky with things like do not enter and no trespassing signs, but i am pretty sure you can open unlocked things
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An accurate recreation of movie revolvers. 4 comments
Nice but frightening that cops would check each car.. 14 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i think theres a difference between unlawful entering and unlawful search, in plain sight is not a search and always lawful, and i have always been put under the impression that if something is not locked it is not illegal to enter
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Proper solution 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i have been keeping it small lately to keep my boyfriend willing to come in the door, i have a green bottle blue and a (regular) pinktoe
Proper solution 17 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
as a keeper of tarantulas and a lover of peppermint smells i am nearly certain this is a falsehood.
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I hate when celebrities do stuff like this. :/ 35 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
subsequent effects? like is there really a difference between pouring overpriced wine down your gullet and into a hot tub, even if it wasnt relatively likely that its not the original contents shes dumping anyways?
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Martin Shkreli, feel the BUUUUUURNN! 13 comments
Martin Shkreli, feel the BUUUUUURNN! 13 comments
deviledapple
· 9 years ago
i believe that a different firm simply decided to develop a new drug and sell it for a dollar. i am of the understanding that its not developed yet. it will be a different drug for the same diagnosis so thats why the patent is irrelevant.
I hate when celebrities do stuff like this. :/ 35 comments