Jayne M Junemann

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— Jayne M Junemann Report User
I'm somehow both... 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
bullshit. but "hey someone is actively raping here in this location please be careful and dont wear headphones" is solid advice. and you target the message for petes sake, you tell people who might be robbed to do things not to be robbed, and you focus on people you think might be stealing cars to get them to stop stealing cars. don't let just anyone give you a damn drink, male or female, cuz they might not just be trying to rape you, maybe they want to steal from you or kidnap you or just make you look stupid cuz people are assholes. simply advising caution in risky situations is NOT sexist.
I'm somehow both... 19 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
AGAIN yes it SHOULD BE that way but its NOT and while it is NOT that way we do need to WORK TO MAKE IT THAT WAY but you must still exert the care because it DOES happen. no one should be murdered but we lock our doors while we sleep, no one should be hit but we learn self defense, no one should bring weapons on planes but we check to make sure they aren't anyways. even if you raise 100% every man from here on out right to believe in equality and all the bells and whistles that go with it, it is still important to emphasize that in the meanwhile you should do xyz to protect yourself. and you know what! its not just to protect from rape its to protect form all that other shit, and frankly the same cautions need to be taken by men, people suck and will hurt you if you are not moderately careful and getting pissed at people who want you to be careful is stupid. like i get the over the top shit, like some posting advising women to have short hair and not dress certain ways, yeah, thats
Can someone from Texas pls confirm 42 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
normally they are just dill, but sometimes the prebagged ones at like, gas stations, will have flavours... so, if you picked a sweet flavour
Yes, yes and yes 25 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
most of these apply to everyone... like for real. take a free beer. unless you literally cannot drink it stfu
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Can someone from Texas pls confirm 42 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
they tended to serve them with those waxy paper pouches when i was a kid...
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Imagine if phones had a touchpad 52 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
plus the phone would be fatter for having a touchpad on the back.. and eveeennn fatter to put on a door
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Imagine if phones had a touchpad 52 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
that would get broken off in a heartbeat
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I guarantee it 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is why i suggested someone else do it.
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It's good to hate Yelp 1 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
other than the insanity that is internet vigilante campaigns, review sites are great, you just gotta learn to filter through the occasional bad and go with what the majority says
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Imagine if phones had a touchpad 52 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
yeah but the act of holding it without activating the back touchpad would be problematic
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What a f*cking plum 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ffs.. peach.. i hate peaches
I guarantee it 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
should just start reposting it for the humor.
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And it sounds like you're about to eat a bag of chips in the BR 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its pretty much illegal to enforce time limits, or to make people report which they are doing to give them a time, lol. but companies will do certain things, like force people to sign in and out and to "monitor" the break lengths and shit. when my gastro issues flare up sometimes i get shit for it, but again, i tend to over describe exactly what i am doing so its been awhile since anyone harassed me for taking so long.
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Can someone from Texas pls confirm 42 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
the giant jar of giant pickles at random venues was a thing when i lived in wisconsin, but i don't see it much in florida...
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“I’m in shock. Look-I’ve got a blanket.” 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
all i know for sure is its gross as shit and needs to be washed
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Pearls inside of an oyster 14 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
*eyes up crf's lungs*
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And it sounds like you're about to eat a bag of chips in the BR 18 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
reasons i love being an adult. as an adult even if i work someplace that wants to try to deny a bathroom break, i just go ahead and describe in detail what will happen if they do not allow me to go and wonder out loud who will clean up my blood trail when they do decide its wise to just give me my way.
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Tactical duck 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
thats so fucking cute i need to know why
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Something is seriously wrong with this generation 13 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i just really need to point out a guy named stoner saying something doesnt justify alcohol. not to make a TRUE point but because it gave me a light hearted giggle in the midst of a somber topic.
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“I’m in shock. Look-I’ve got a blanket.” 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
mmm theres a scenario i didnt think of, practically public but pretending to private areas...
Fun fact frog on this weeks birthdays 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
common day to get married and immediately start trying to have kids too
The kids are the ones that have to live with their ridiculous names 41 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
like... i get if the same person consistently calls you the wrong thing.. but being upset by people who don;t get it on their first try is absurd. when people call me janie, if its someone i might see again, i simply correct them... if not, i don't even give a fuck i just let it go.
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Because Kanye is a delusional piece of shit 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i would skip arguing with someone called "average nationalist" myself.
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Photography instruction 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
well my back hurts a lot
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B*tch no 33 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i don't think most people hate anime i think they are just annoyed at denying its a cartoon. i like lots of cartoons, but i will roll my eyes pretty hard if you try to pretend its not a cartoon
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