i think the grid makes a mess when they flush. cuz it looks clear on the toilet so its not pee.

the opening at 6 or so is extra absurd because really thanksgiving is celebrated mostly in the evening... its like.... okay now that its time for the whole traditional part of the holiday, get your ass to work! i mean, i always have to work holidays, but i chose to work in an industry that it mostly makes sense to be 24/7/365 and the lack of family is a part of why i was down with that, but lower wage retail jobs? its like geeez shit on someone else for once.

i have to disagree with generalizations, even when it comes to hipsters. most hipsters might be terrible, but this one can at least have my attention before he opens his mouth. who knows what happens after he voices any opinions he might have though.

thanksgiving. black friday is not a holiday. probably an awful day to work retail but thats nothing to do with missing any family time, only because people are fucking terrifying and stupid. but then i find just a normal sunday in a store goddamned awful

how did you even make that typo?

lol seriously people in the store sayin its awful they are open is the most hilarious shit i've heard in ages. people are amazing. i'm down with like a cvs or a gas station being open but real stores being open is some shit.

yeah i have one still in the shell and it dries to weird fleshy colour it makes it look super creepy like animal veins or something creepy sci fi not a damned nut.

also, heres the real story on the peanut butter nonsense
http://www.snopes.com/peanut-butter-jelly-racist/

i mean anyone trying to make the black about black people is mentally handicapped clearly, but to be fair theres sufficient evidence that it was called black friday originally because of how much people hated dealing with it (you know like black death or bleak and black) and businesses spun it to being about profit to make it sound better.

and maybe because hes literally not. 68-70. https://www.facebook.com/gunther.krabbenhoft

from the text it sounds like he grabbed her butt under the dress but the wording could be clearer

i mean, if the lava is down in the earth and now its above the earth, i think rise up is quite literally correct...

yeah but unlike the ones you actually see irl he looks gooood as a hipster.

then he fucked up when chose that chopper or that day to go to work

if anything taxes are an example of part of the social agreement you make to live in and among the rest of society. theres a degree of noisy children you must simply tolerate. (please note i said DEGREE OF before going on any rants in regard to terrible children who need to be controlled)

they really don't though, every time a muslim person goes bananas its immediately blamed on religiously motivated terrorism and ISIS or whichever group was the main problem that month, like that guy who went cutting peoples heads off in a theater or something.

shes that bitch who always wants to pretend like shes better than you at work by degrading your real life issues and making it about age

gotta know your limits

and then everyone grows up to be in their 20's with spinal issues!