Jayne M Junemann

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I think i'm straight? 41 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its nothing your brain can be an asshole i've had sex dreams with some real random ass people, its just a person who was floating around your brain for some reason right when your brain decided it was sexy time
Timothy Ray Brown. The first and only person in the world to ever be cured of HIV 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
so ig uess the term is functionally cured, they have the virus but do not need medication anymore... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Berlin_Patient
"A child known as the Mississippi baby was once considered part of this elite group but has since suffered a relapse.[5] Timothy Ray Brown is the only individual who is considered to have a sterilizing cure, meaning he no longer harbors the HIV virus within his body."
and it talks about like 14 people who are functionally cured.
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Long exposure on a merry go round 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
we called them merry go rounds
Dress codes are too strict. Don't dress like a sl*t and you'll be fine. 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i am talking mostly about public schools, but to some degree private ones as well, we have laws about equality that apply to businesses and that's what a private school is and the laws of equality should apply to how children are made to dress. honestly i have no real issue with uniforms and the such, i think that shits fine, and even helps minimize things like income disparity, but i think you cannot pick a gender and say its wrong for them to show shoulders and clavicle and not the other, and i think the laws regarding gender equality should apply to children in the public and private schools the same way it would the employees. i have a problem with the whole concept of modesty... sure, teach kids not to whip out their genitals in school, that totally makes sense, but a lot of the idea behind "modesty" is not a concept i can get behind and not something i want anyone ingraining into my children.
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I am the superior reptile! 12 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and you catch shit like that more by ambush anyways making speed kinda irrelevant.
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Uhh... It looks like meth 5 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
honestly this is exactly how i woud think vodka would look if vodka was a person
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Long exposure on a merry go round 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
moving my eyes up and down make this photo feel like its happening and my balance gets shifty.
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Long exposure on a merry go round 8 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
and what do you call it?
How I do the dishes 10 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
ah shit its a photo... i thought it was a sheet of metal and could not wrap my head around how it was reflecting a drain.
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Cat - 1 , human - 0 6 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
honestly shes just so lucky the crock pot didnt shatter.
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Timothy Ray Brown. The first and only person in the world to ever be cured of HIV 15 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i think they are really cautious with the word cured so you gotta test clear of the virus for a long time before they will call you cured
Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i mean i figured they shirtless pic was chosen to showcase the heart transplant scar, and while in general i think the media does purposely pick and choose photos to make people look as thuggy as possible, this ended fucking hilarious.
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This is why I always leave captions on 31 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
captions are extra useful when you have a super slow boyfriend who keeps asking questions throughout the show and you can read whats being said while repeating everything else that was just said.
Aspire to be more like cannibals 7 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
you gunna tell a cannibal he can or cannot eat his human raw?
The most interesting word in the english language 9 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
first T stoner thats the second T
Family bondage 16 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i am still trying to decide if the other commenters don't get that or just think its funny to pretend she meant it the other way
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Dress codes are too strict. Don't dress like a sl*t and you'll be fine. 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
because god forbid i make a general statement about the general state of affairs without taking time to draw out a plan for each and every variation from the norm
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German Christmas ad will hit you right in the feels 17 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
i dunno man i think you gotta be a bit of a psycho to fake your death to get your family over.
he should have known 20 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
oh man ima disregard the little fight tangent but since we addressing "everywhere", but one night when i was at a hotel (you know, crisp white sheets everywhere) it showed up early and heavy and you wanna talk about EVERYWHERE jesus i am amazed the cleaning staff did not call the cops.
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Dress codes are too strict. Don't dress like a sl*t and you'll be fine. 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
schools = govt = the people = the people establish the rules = the peoples opinions on the rules are important and open for discussion on what they should be. you arent going to get any "rules are meant to be broken" stuff from me but they ARE meant to questioned and they ARE meant to challenged and they DO need to be held up to our standards... like no gender discrimination. thats how our entire system is supposed to work. none of this "if you dont like how it is in MY school/country/nation/city then LEAVE" bullshit.
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It does 4 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
this is true. i always take a shower when i feel tooo lazy and i feelaccomplished
That was a really sad moment 44 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
you have human and reptilian tracks in the same current active riverbed... followed by a pile of bones whereever that alligator or croc or komodo dragon or whathaveyou caught that human
lnteresting or creepy 22 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
not in a public place. but the fact this was taken through a window is a bit fucking creepy.
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Hmmm.... 22 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
its not something people talk about much. you've probably known *many* rape victims.
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Dress codes are too strict. Don't dress like a sl*t and you'll be fine. 43 comments
deviledapple · 9 years ago
some schools have specific colours, more of an attempt to create a streamlined look without actually having uniforms, while i dislike regular dress codes, i see the sense in these.... removes certain things from the equation, like trying to decide what is and isn't a gang symbol. these schools will frequently HAVE uniforms but have a set of guidelines for things that can be worn not purchased from the school.