dickgrayson

dickgrayson


I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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Time travel problems you probably wouldn't understand 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
But, I wrote it tomorrow, yesterday.
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Looks like My Uncle is out of a job. 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I dont have a cellphone for Go, or a Switch. Haven't been following the news either.
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Where are you? 17 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
If we all pool together our money, I think we can all afford trips to Japan.
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Dem nigges 11 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Scatterbug?
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Looks like My Uncle is out of a job. 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
nut-head pokemon?
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Taint that interesting 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
*ashamedly raises hand*
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Sleeping with more than 2 pillows 11 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
About 5 pillows, three blankets.
F**k people 17 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I have seen kids literally be punished, and then immediately try and do the same exact thing about a minute later. The point I'm trying to make here, is blame is NOT 100% the parents fault. They cannot control everything the child does, all the time, and honestly most don't deserve this hard, and negative judgement. Because of all the blame people place on them, I've seen grown adults, who apologize unnecessarily, and are nearly hysterical about how sorry they are. Does that sound mentally healthy to you? Maybe we can all just stop being judgemental assholes, and maybe try to understand what kind of shit they might have to deal with?
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F**k people 17 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
No, that's not really how it works. Kids do not take directly after their parents, and tend to be rebellious. So, if a parent tries teaching their children to be respectful, the kid could do the opposite if they wanted to, just because they're mad. Yes, shitty parenting can make bad kids, but, asshole kids are sometimes just asshole kids. I've seen and met some of the nicest, and honestly most tired people, who had to deal with their kids wanting to be bratty at the store I work in. People always are like, 'Well thats the parents fault, they did something wrong.' Tell me, just go ahead and tell me exactly every thing I need to do to be a 'good' parent. Teach me how to micro-manage everything about a child, to make them the perfect being, and so that they'll never even think about rebellion. Sorry, what was that? People aren't all the same, and have distinct personalities?
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Very detailed 14 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
...dick starer...
True tho 10 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I don't eat ass, so can I be excused from being hated on for not liking pickled or onions on my burger?
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Very detailed 14 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Why do you know so much about horse dick?
Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
at the Disco?
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Best ship 12 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
IT'S THE QUENSHIEST
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What it takes 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
oH
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Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Splash, sizzle, scream, run, trip, fall.
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What it takes 7 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Not gonna lie, I don't know who this is referencing...
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Everyone are good inside 15 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Something involving weak acid or strong peroxide?
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Got it? 34 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Instead, maybe help that person, let them know what they said, and kindly correct them.
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God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Eh, we're too afraid of real life problems, so we get outraged at things that can't actually hurt us.
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The manager 1 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
You have received the official Support of retail workers everywhere.
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God is her daddy 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Yeah, and, with that attitude? She's gonna be waiting a looong time.
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Why teach a racoon this? 6 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
Do you mean why isn't this the standard thing to teach all racoons?
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You're gonna need a bigger pokeball 3 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
^^^^
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Best ship 12 comments
dickgrayson · 5 years ago
I-I...Uh, wow.
Prepare the sails, and raise the anchor!
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