'mean things'
ha, there, i said it!

Why not both?

Luckily they didn't have nunchucks!

Once upon a time there was a dog, who set out on a quest to find the goodest dog ever. They searched high, and low, in the toilet, and in the backyard. They even checked inside the toilet paper! But, alas, they could not find the goodest dog, and so they were sad. Then, one day, their human came to them, and asked them the question they had agonized over... 'whos a good doggo?'
the dog thought, maybe they know? maybe I shall finally learn whom the goodest doggo is!
and, turns out, it was them! they were the goodest doggo!

what you need is one of them shy guys, who no one really knows too well, and you gotta get to know them, and help them open up. cause, once they're comfortable with you, and know their boundaries, most tend to be freaks in bed. shy on the outside, dominating beast locked up on the inside, under tons and tons of embarrassment, and fear.

What if I wanna take a tree suppository?

I am a firm believer that if the male is trying to talk the female into trying/receiving anal, the male should be willing to try receiving as well.

Stop. Please no. I can't... not again...