Can someone find me a Christian Grey?

You want a creepy, stalkerish, obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend? Can't relate

what you need is one of them shy guys, who no one really knows too well, and you gotta get to know them, and help them open up. cause, once they're comfortable with you, and know their boundaries, most tend to be freaks in bed. shy on the outside, dominating beast locked up on the inside, under tons and tons of embarrassment, and fear.