sunflowers

sunflowers


I'm just here to make people happy!

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Holup 9 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
Have you ever watched,,, Dexter
Gotta go fast 2 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
10/10 would still smash
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Doesn't work for me though 6 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
Did you know that your pupil is technically a muscle, and since your pupils dilate whenever you see someone you have romantic feelings for, you are flexing your muscles for your crush whenever you lay eyes on them. Cool.
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I can neither deny or confirm 2 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
I always thought it was Andy, not Toby. Andy was just a little too unhinged. Here's a reddit post with assloads of rather convincing evidence: https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/5mvak0/andy_bernard_has_disassociative_identity_disorder/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body
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Sleep sweet, Mr. Conductor 3 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
...Pukicho
It's that pathetic now 14 comments
sunflowers · 4 weeks ago
A little extra nice? Try just plain decent at all
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I a big brain 24 comments
sunflowers · 6 weeks ago
@1_puma
I may be wholesome and unassuming, but I hate the government and I've got your back.
Love is love for sure 3 comments
sunflowers · 6 weeks ago
It's a snapchat filter
Facts low key fire 5 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
Oh man. Kashmir is a spiritual experience
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Title name 1 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
He's probably going to walk like 30 trails. Just chill out.
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Above: First date. Below: After 15 years of marriage 1 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
We get it, wife bad, beer good.
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Wtf todd? 1 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
Meth Damon. Todd was one of the scariest villains because he had literally no moral compass whatsoever but still managed to come across as sweet, mild, and dull, if not mentally slow, but still shot and killed a child with no hesitation whatsoever and kept Jesse in a literal cement pit for six months. He flew completely under the radar because people just thought he was a mildly mentally retarded man just trying to make his way in the world instead of a cold, emotionally dead psycho.
How I live my life 3 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
I just furiously masturbate while making smouldering eye contact with the ghost/demon that lives in my closet. It makes them really uncomfortable.
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The Kakapo, the worlds largest living parrot, has finally reached a huge milestone! 200 7 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
Hell yeah! These are one of my favorite animals
- He's right, you know 7 comments
sunflowers · 7 weeks ago
I do too. I think he's a horrible person and being stupid shouldn't excuse his behavior. The show is also pretty depressing if you think about it, too
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Comfortably hated! 1 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
Just fine, because I know that I would never do this to another human being
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Ah classic 1 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
Why are you me? I'm me!
But for real you just perfectly described my childhood
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I have no clue 4 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
Wow. Imagine having a brain that isn't constantly telling you to overreact and flip your shit at everything and anything! People who have good mental health, you don't know how good you have it! Love your healthy brain!
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This is America 12 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
This is so fucking sad, let him cry in peace. Let him keep whatever dignity he last left.
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I'm gng nuts 5 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
A squirrel wrote that
NANIIIII 1 comments
sunflowers · 8 weeks ago
Yeah I'm still confused as hell about that
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I wont let you 13 comments
sunflowers · 9 weeks ago
Jesus Christ. This is gonna sound weird but it really puts my issues into perspective. My childhood was kinda fucked but at least it wasn't this bad. Shit
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Assistant [to the] Regional Manager, circa 1972 3 comments
sunflowers · 9 weeks ago
Can't tell if you're joking or not but it's Rainn Wilson
Something to think about 9 comments
sunflowers · 9 weeks ago
All the time. And whenever I see a van with no windows I stay quiet for a minute or two just in case someone has been abducted in it and screams or bangs on the walls for help