Ooooh karen, poor Karen

Except for a stupid teacher who used to call me Claudia Schiffer because he thought it was hilarious I remain immune, happy to say!

Wolverine ruined my name... Luckily I have the traditional spelling and just have to deal with idiots butchering it.

Friday the 13th movies

There's a german pornstar that has my first name. She died during one of her many breast surgeries.

That blasted Housecarl from Whiterun.

My maiden name is Neighbors and all my life I have been asked won’t you be my neighbor and I always say NOOOOOOOooo
I was in a class at college and we had to come up and say our name, give 3 words that define us, and say a joke.
I got up and said my name is Melodie Neighbors and I hate Mr.Rogers.
the teacher said my joke was by far the best. It took everyone a second but than the whole class laughed.
For my 3 words I said I’m eclectic, southern, and dyslexic lol

Every Karl in popculture is a badass except that one who's "An Idiot Abroad".

I'm a dark hispanic with a middle eastern name.. pop culture isnt the only thing that's made my life difficult

Used to be Blue's Clues, then Crocodile Hunter, now it's Minecraft.