I've only been celebrating holidays for like, 2 years now, and Halloween is only really the one I look forward to.

I'd buy it just for the mcknife honestly

Right??? Death is considered way too taboo for some dumb reason, despite just...being the other half of the cycle of life.

pls no i'm barely 20

There was a massive one that not even my cats would go near, so I trapped it in a glass with a paper towel underneath, took it outside, and set it on fire. It worked pretty well.

...my mom literally forwarded this quote to me yesterday, but it was accredited to some Rick Warren guy instead, and on a blank background in a typewriter font.
weird coincidence...

https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/oppj2m/olympic_athletes_experiment_with_their_cardboard/

I'm 6ft and have 2 girlfriends, you should just try harder.

"Grab my hair"
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...please don't

Rouxls Kaard Hip Shop In My Ass...
...oh god.

That looks fun

10

We had trees for ours, iirc i was in Oak. I remember my younger brother was in Birch. The only others I remember is... Pine? i think, and maybe Elm?

...woodlice

"Florida man was arrested for belligerence and for giving his girlfriend a wet willy"

man, hardcore weebs are fucking weird. I almost pity them in a way.

I wanted to be dead, honestly.
.
oh gods, I'm 20, I *am* grown up.
...
I've realised that's probably not something I should strive for anymore...

...shapeshifting.

4

no bc stocks are too unpredictable for me to trust
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...plus im a dumb bitch who doesn't know shit about investing.