*my 6'0" tall ass*
P a t h e t i c

I'd wish for my stepfather to be smitten by a meteor.
Maybe my bio dad too lmao

I can~

I barely know anything about Miku, but she shares my birthday so I'm obligated to agree

Smallant!
Probably my favourite speedrunner, honestly.

True neutral or lawful evil for me

Yeah, then I realise;
"Oh, right, my pockets can't hold anything anyway, it's probably in my bag".
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And then I remember I never even put it in my bag and I have to walk home

I want Miruko to crush me with her thighs

What else is he supposed to do when he's getting fucked?

Me, who faints when even slightly stressed, also is autistic, and have a bunch of other conditions: yea, same.
(Oh, and even the government recognise that I'm too ill to work, so I doubt they'll send me to war lmao, I'd die before even reaching combat lmaooo)

A platonic cuddle-buddy that buys me stuff?

I can swallow pills dry with no problem, and I look down on those who can't.

Y e s

RUDE

How come the only time I'm super happy is when I get paid, eh?
Checkmate, bezos

Clown eggs numbers states...
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OH.
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It dozen even matter?

The gang is very busy in London today due to having a little bit of snow and some anxiety
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Yeah same, I'm very busy when I have a little anxiety. I'd love snow tho.