Make blue omelettes

Lord of the wubs

Damn 1% rich bois. Not all of us have $40

Bran the Trending, is a cool dude. Useless, but cool

Which one is Philip? They all look like Philip

Don’t like guys holding boards trying to guilt trip you about abortions? Just ignore them like you ignore all the kids in foster care, that the guy with the board isn’t taking care of

A Red Bull is a bull that’s blushing from embarrassment

Nothing you said means anything you say

These gun names are wild

You gotta lube your bones. They don’t tell you that in school

So you’re ‘.997 the hits channel’ old. Got it

Work was ruff today

It doesn’t help that your second husband left you for your first husband

That’s too much cat

Don’t worry Skelly, there are a lot of Shelf help groups

I guess he had a... Miner injury

Wait, who are you? the doctor? One of the babies? The machine in the background??

Mom is about to drift into the Parent teacher meeting

Papayas are the big titty goth chicks of the animal kingdom

*Reaches into pocket for lifetime Norton antivirus card
“I have all the protection, babe”

That eagle is like “He was reaching for a gun”

That’s a sea man butterfly. Very rare