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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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My coworker decided to prank us, so we exacted our revenge 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Curses! Foiled again!
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It be like that 4 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
No, I'm not. I used to be like that a long time ago. The emotional maturity, and personal hygiene, of most men is below the standards of what most men expect from a partner.
It be like that 4 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
That's not even a joke. I've been complemented on my use of soap and deodorant. Like girl, I'm so sorry standards are so low.
Slippery rambunctious wavy 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
That's ridiculous. The oldest cheesemakers still in business is the The Barber family who started making cheese on their Somerset farm in 1833 and are now the oldest surviving cheddar-makers in the world.
Oh crap, I better stop 1 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
At least the billion dollars are fine.
Spookposting '24 #17 - Hell Yeah 4 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Moisturized. Happy. In His Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
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Wake up !!! 3 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
That's ridiculous. Everyone knows it's the Gays that control the weather. Milton was obviously sent in retaliation for attacking trans people.
Advised heady unconscious 5 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Honestly, who did the wiring on these flesh mechs?
Lube job 4 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
They tried to stop him, but he's to slippery.
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They are afraid 8 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
It's a nice break sometimes.
They are afraid 8 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Am I the only one who has all the entertainment I'll ever need inside my own head?
You're welcome 2 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Diogenesian geometry.
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Nazi war criminals are readied for their public executions (January 29, 1946) 1 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
I think it's really telling how the world came together, after WWI,I and decided that racism is a crime against humanity. And then kept doing it anyway.
Far-flung prerequisite basic 3 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
No, i have anxiety and i could use these as daily affirmations.
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Is seeing a blimp fly over your house rare? 1 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Not if you live in London in 1917.
Far-flung prerequisite basic 3 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
I should put something like this on my fridge.
Wakey wakey wagie 1 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
So they agree the workers job is more important than theirs.
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Mayhaps 2 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Either that or using AI.
Now you know 2 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
*me casually going outside to eat a french fry*
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Hmmm 1 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Going to see it tomorrow, mostly for Gaga and because I love Harley Quinn as a character. Gonna be interesting to see what she makes of it.
Hmm 2 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Dystopian societies are often very clean, because littering, or doing anything out of the ordinary, gets you noticed by the police.
Extra-small professional purple 1 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Yes plz!
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Yes, but vegans avoid eating animal life. Carrots are alive too, but they're plants.
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 5 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
It's a fungi, so neither plant nor animal but a secret, horrific, third thing.
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