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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Fake facts you were taught. 5 comments
karlboll · 1 hour ago
Apparently tics prefer dry climate and tall grass. They don't hang around in elm trees waiting to jump down on you.
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@xvarnah will you do the honours of tagging everyone?
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Not for this adult 3 comments
karlboll · 16 hours ago
Pretty sure that song was put there for adults to giggle ominously.
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First world problem 4 comments
karlboll · 19 hours ago
Damn, I just hit random for that reason and this is the first post that came up.
Increased automation should supply more needs for less work. 7 comments
karlboll · 21 hours ago
The swedish word for "work" is "jobb". A word for "difficult" is "jobbig".
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Not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline 2 comments
karlboll · 23 hours ago
What a blazingly bright flash of an idea.
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Just how mom used to make it 1 comments
karlboll · 23 hours ago
Oooh, are we doing 2006 memes?
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More like where's the combat helmet 6 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Nevermind the gun. Why are there two birds and two bowling pins?
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mad 6 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Listen, if the earth was round then Australia, being underneath, would've just fallen off . . OMG it's true! Flat earth is a red flag conspiracy to make people forget about Australia falling off!
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Glad I could be of help 5 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Yes it is.
Breaking that third wall 2 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
That's no excuse for bad directing.
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Is it theft or extorsion brehs 2 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
I've heard taxes on Jupiter are astronomical but no one ever pays.
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He’s right though 8 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
But it's old fashioned and much slower than a mechanical head separator.
Finally a routine that works 6 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
Ooh, brownies! Can I come?
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Fellas, If your girl 2 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
I do love seeing a man in uniform.
Please tell me more 1 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
Good point, actually. Marx lived in a time before human rights and modern democracy. Especially the international democratic movement changed how no communists and socialist viewed Marx's work and the post WWII human rights movement later became a main influence on the political socialism.
I'm not making excuses for anyone, I just enjoy looking at how political movements affect each other.
The secret scent 5 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
German air freshener
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Go on, call me a dog 5 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
@ignorance We can't all be Keanu Reeves.
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thanks 4 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
POV: You're Turkey.
The EU pays Turkey to stop and hold refugees trying to reach Europe. It's one of the reasons so many drown trying to cross the Mediterranean sea.
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Sheep circles 3 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Sheep circles form when warm, humid sheep collides with cold, dry sheep.
The denser cold sheep are pushed over the warm sheep. The warm sheep rises through the colder sheep, causing an updraft. The updraft will begin to rotate if the sheep vary sharply in speed or direction.
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Go on, call me a dog 5 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
#notallmen
Swedish Warship Vasa 10 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Even better, these days we have ships that actually float.
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Swedish Warship Vasa 10 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Thanks for tagging me!
Yes, the Vasa museum is like stepping back to a simpler time when what the King said was what mattered. At least until you tried to use it and physics got a hold of it.
The ship is basically a dick measuring contest between kings. Some king somewhere had two gun decks so we had to build two gun decks, some king had a really tall boat so we had to build a taller boat and nevermind that the original construction was already half finished and only allowed for one gun deck.
There's a saying in Swedish; To throw something in the sea and this is that.
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We have hit a new low as a species... On a local pizza box. 6 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
So .. sixty forty?
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Looking at you Belgium 1 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Basically name any ruler and genocide is usually part of the package.
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