Also, how does she know they're not disabled? I get looks and comments along the same lines. I have a back injury and I'm 43yo.

Reminded me of this quote from Terry Pratchett;
"Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."

In my teens I used to cut myself with knives just to feel something, I drank a lot. Basically I was being beaten up a couple of times a week at school and neglected at home. Not very unique as a life story, unfortunately.

Do people still remember Chech and Chong?

That's actually funny.

Thanks, I hate it.

Ouch, that visually hurts!

City; -We have to bulldoze your house to make room for the highway.
Homeowner; -But it's opposite day ..

Amiga.

Seriously, spammers and scammers and telephone salesmen should be hunted for sport. They've made the invention of the telephone completely useless.

GiGi Hadid?

They could've just won different years though.

Wait, was this the plan all along?!