karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

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Anon is a misogynist 5 comments
karlboll · 20 hours ago
Yay, our team won!
Lets do this 4 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
That is one sweet potato.
I can’t think of a good title 1 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
The power is out.
Source: Im cuban 12 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
That's a lovely thought, @famousone. You hang on to that.
If only this moment could last forever, Dad. I cherish every day we have together. 3 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Damn ninjas are cutting onions in my room again.
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Source: Im cuban 12 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
My point being that ..
Every country and every religion tries to kill off the queers. Whether it's Nazi Germany calling it decadent anti social behaviour, the US calling it unAmerican Communist influence, the Soviet saying it's Western decadence, Jews and evangelists calling us demons or Islamists calling us American decadent pigs it's all the same. Hell, even the Dalai Lama calls us unnatural.
Those lovely rights you enjoy are limited to who is tolerated by the majority.
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Source: Im cuban 12 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Sounds great in theory but assuming you're talking about the US this was the nation that that made "sodomy" a capital offence, had vice squads entrap gay men, raided gay bars until people had to riot and fight a war against police, imprisoned us without trial, put us in mental institutions, cut off our genitals and up until last year thought that electric shock therapy was an acceptable way to "cure" queer kids. Gotta love those "inalienable rights".
Source: Im cuban 12 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
In fairness though, pretty much every regime tries to kill us off every once in a while, so it's not like rooting for anything else actually changes anything on that front.
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It’s morphin time! Wait a minute… 3 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
Pink is a very masculine colour.
Literally what the cold war is 1 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
*in Morgan Freeman's voice*
-And they where. Both bastards where up to something.
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Say no if someone offers you cigarette 2 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
No thanks, I've got my own.
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Cheesecake 6 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
If everything is cake and the cake is a lie does that mean everything is a lie?
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Everyone needs a complement 6 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Thank you, I've shaved them.
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Daily dose of history, part 71 2 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
She looks pissed.
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Can Texans Confirm? 2 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Is that an Austin Texas? I think I've heard of him.
Judgement day has come 8 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Pets.
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Was this made with predictive text?? 34 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Spanish first dose Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his own gender, has been arrested on suspicion of my machismo during the day of the internet.
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When You Wanna Fancy Drive 7 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
What would driving be in Comic Sans?
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Are they chicken flavoured?
German words are terrifying 5 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
Swedish = Sjukhus
Sjuk = Sick
Hus = House
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Daily dose of history, part 69 4 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
And that's why we had the first World War.
To war, against pain 3 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
I feel this meme.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
karlboll · 6 days ago
*walks into the room*
Hi guys, left my coat behind and .. what in Hades are you two idiots doing!?
@purplepumpkin Did you .. turn into a mermaid?
@dr_richard_ew Where you going to EAT @purplepumpkin?!
I leave you two alone for a couple of hours and this .. THIS!? I swear to the Gods I don't know what to do with you lot.
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
Chicken
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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
karlboll · 1 week ago
And nothing. It's just a fun fact.