karlboll

karlboll


Middle-aged Swede, queer as duck.

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No respect for elders anymore 8 comments
karlboll · 6 hours ago
*disappears in a cloud of expired coupons, screeching something about taking my business elsewhere*
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No respect for elders anymore 8 comments
karlboll · 10 hours ago
I demand to speak to the manager!
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No respect for elders anymore 8 comments
karlboll · 13 hours ago
Well, I want my universe back where it belongs. Revolving around me!
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No respect for elders anymore 8 comments
karlboll · 14 hours ago
Also, how does she know they're not disabled? I get looks and comments along the same lines. I have a back injury and I'm 43yo.
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Yeah Science, B**ch 4 comments
karlboll · 14 hours ago
You've made a mess.
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Cant't wait to die 4 comments
karlboll · 17 hours ago
They'll send him out next time around.
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Yeah Science, B**ch 4 comments
karlboll · 17 hours ago
Reminded me of this quote from Terry Pratchett;
"Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."
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Just realized that the mountains in the Pixar movie "Cars" are actually old 4 comments
karlboll · 21 hours ago
My guess is an apocalyptic event killed off all the big cars in the forties, leaving Micro Machines to evolve into the dominant species, and those "mountains" are really fossils.
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Whats your star sign 6 comments
karlboll · 21 hours ago
Unless it's diarrhea, then it's Uranus.
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I dont want to trigger anything through this. Just wanted to feel at ease with myself. 28 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
In my teens I used to cut myself with knives just to feel something, I drank a lot. Basically I was being beaten up a couple of times a week at school and neglected at home. Not very unique as a life story, unfortunately.
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Possibly the greatest Halloween costumes I've ever seen 4 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Do people still remember Chech and Chong?
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Is it too late to say sorry? 11 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
That's actually funny.
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Mmmm 12 comments
karlboll · 1 day ago
Fun fact; Ticks aren't insects, they're arachnids. So you'd have hundreds of little blood sucking spiders in your mouth.
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Mmmm 12 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
Thanks, I hate it.
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You got me this confused! 7 comments
karlboll · 2 days ago
Ouch, that visually hurts!
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You can sell anything with a foundation 6 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
City; -We have to bulldoze your house to make room for the highway.
Homeowner; -But it's opposite day ..
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Give me your best 76 comments
karlboll · 3 days ago
But just their teeth.
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Speaks for itself 8 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Worked for Sweden to.
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He is indeed the chosen one 1 comments
karlboll · 4 days ago
Amiga.
Am I a joke to you?? 2 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
And he had it coming.
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Definitely not flat 5 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
I mean, was flat earth stupidity just a way to provoke bewbs?
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Sometimes I’ll get around 8 spam calls in a day 2 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Seriously, spammers and scammers and telephone salesmen should be hunted for sport. They've made the invention of the telephone completely useless.
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GG in the Chat 3 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
GiGi Hadid?
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Yes, yes, yes, no......Yes...? 5 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
They could've just won different years though.
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Definitely not flat 5 comments
karlboll · 5 days ago
Wait, was this the plan all along?!
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