There's about 650 cases annually worldwide. The news is just clickbaity.

Adults doing adult stuff in the privacy of their own home without government interference? Damn liberals!

Hetero cis-guys seem to see women growing up as becoming some sort of goddesses while they themselves just turn into ogres. I've often wondered if it's the same the other way around?

Note how the others hair gets greyer for every picture.

Thanks, I hate it.

Talking to a cop.

What is not a microphone.

I miss Isle of Wight. I have friends there that I visit every year but with everything and s personal crisis last year I haven't seen them in almost two years.

It's really depressing to think that I might one day fall for this.

Woohoo, well done!

Does it still count as flattening the curve if it's because it's vertical?

Just like y2k.

"Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried fucking Hobbitses before. Is it soft? is It juicy?"

Nope, I haven't felt alive since so presumably I died back there and this soulless husk is a mere echo of that once energetic boy.

Is it that English is my second language do none of these make sense?

Bold of you to assume I'm conscious before I've had coffee.

You gifs fuds or you is fuds.