Doubt

Well, I think it's great that homo sapiens is going extinct. It's an invasive species that's spreading like wildfire.

I'll go eat this ham I found laying in the street.

That's basically me.

I didn't know humans where half blind. This explains a lot.

It's nice to make it to the trending page and all but .. not like this );

Yeah, I used to name the worms after my family and blow them to kingdom come. Good times.

I've got some advice; Consider yourself lucky. Nothing kills your social life, your hobbies, your dreams and your will to live like a relationship. I'm not being grumpy or bitter here, it's just what happens when you have to deal with another persons will and interests as part of your own. Relationships consume energy and resources most people need for themselves. Oh, and use condoms because kids are the leading cause of sudden onset depression in adults.
Enjoy life.

Love these "I have an argument that must be true because I thought of it and argued it in my head". Speaking as a feminist it's simply a matter of secularism. You can live according to religious rules of you want to (unless you inhibit someone elses freedoms) but you have the right not to live according to those rules and the justice system should ideally protect you should you need it.
But maybe he's talking about Alabama.

How are they taking the picture?

Good health, eat whatever I want, famous dinner guest AND someone to listen to my ramblings? Count me in!

Are you ok?

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

A Londonian.

But none of that matters much since you'll never be as successful as the kids who just waves their dads credit card and gets whatever they want.

What, no love for the Sega Master System?

All Cats Are Beautiful!

And on top of some cow to.

Ignore him and tell people you find his constant interest in your penis wierd.