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karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
Ukulele acquisition syndrome is a real thing 5 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
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Hi, take one guess on my favourite instrument 4 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Noice.
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They wiped her off the Chinese internet 14 comments
karlboll · 2 weeks ago
Zhao Wei (Vicky Zhao) apparently.
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The saying in the USSR was "They pretend to pay us....we pretend to work" 2 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
I've heard there was a saying in the USSR ;
-If it's not illegal, it's compulsory.
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Gicky Rervais 7 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Yeah, I would be replaying that memory at 3am forever.
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Captain Catfluff 6 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Captain @catfluff
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Im joining the dark side 2 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Pun times 5 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Sry, i don't know any lobster tales but for $10 I'll teach you a trick to get money from suckers online.
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Meanwhile in Italy .. 7 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Italian law.
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Stay safe out there 13 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
No one is eating soup!
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Good job bic 3 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
I actually have a bunch of these for my hiking. They're small, refillable and I can reach into the stove or fireplace to light then.
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Theory is Simple, Reality is Complex 75 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
@famousone Four days! Fucking four days you've been screeching at this post alone. Just ignore all my posts and I'll do the same to yours. Get a fucking life!
There is hope 16 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
@famousone Maybe your should just stop commenting on anything. FFS man, you've been shouting and screeching like a madman for over a week this time. No one is having a good with you around, not even you I suspect.
Kinda gay 15 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Yeah, sinister misinterpretation and one-upmanship seems to have become the norm in a certain group of users.
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Kinda gay 15 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Re : the rainbow ..
The six coloured flag we've used the past twenty odd years came about to lower the cost of production since multiple inks raise the price of printing. Since the first flags in the sixties there have been variations with as many as 12 colours to a flag including black, brown and white so it's not really being added as much as put back. These and other colours have been used to represent better inclusion in the movement that really started in San Francisco in -68 and was deeply influenced by the Black Power Movement of the time.
Today the LGBTQ+ movement is represented worldwide in every nation with it's proud, if sometimes unappreciated, American roots.
The Wikipedia article is well with a read: Rainbow flag (LGBT)
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There is hope 16 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
The Trump administrations plan to withdraw may first was not realistic and no real effort was made by that administration. The change in dates where renegotiated with Afghan leaders. The whole thing is a clusterf*ck. Trump just left Biden holding the bag. Bidens only other options was an even worse clusterf*ck or to maintain the occupation and reduce trust in US negotiators to zero.
Guess I should’ve pulled out 2 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
But up until that point he spent years not dying in a car accident without even wearing one. That's how amazing condoms are.
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The True Dark Side 21 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
@famousone LOL .. I thought that was intended for me. We really should start tagging replies.
The True Dark Side 21 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
@dr_richard_ew I'm out of force lightning atm but there's force choking and the Care Bear Stare.
There is hope 16 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
So that's the plot twist for the final season!
The True Dark Side 21 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Well, we've already been accused of stealing the rainbow, causing earthquakes and having weapons worse than nukes. The way I see it we might as well take over the fictional universes next.
This show is so cringe 13 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Oh Gods, now this copypasta is going to go everywhere.
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Chocolate. Don’t mess with me 13 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Raspberry-chili
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Bad art time: Borb 5 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Henlo, burb!
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I know yall pickin' the tiny tiny one 16 comments
karlboll · 3 weeks ago
Hacked up icicles from the roof.