Steve Bartlett

drumguy


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This restaurant is only allowed to sell beer if someone buys food 6 comments
drumguy · 2 days ago
OK, I give up, why is it on a 1/4 sheet of paper?
The ???? of peace 5 comments
drumguy · 3 days ago
The chocolate tastes a lot better.
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Stealthy Elephant conspiracy 6 comments
drumguy · 3 days ago
One of my dad's favorites: "Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!"
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What ****heads made that decision? 7 comments
drumguy · 3 days ago
I remember playing a game where I never would have thought of the "curse" word being there if it hadn't censored it. "What time is it? Let me pull out my pocke****ch."
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It's Wednesday, and Terry's here again 5 comments
drumguy · 2 weeks ago
Stop fat-shaming Terry!
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The elusive Zippo 3 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
Hippos can get very heavy, but a zippo is a little lighter.
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Srsly why are Spanish people so loud 2 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
Zoidberg??
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These are the Cubans baby 2 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
No, Musk is definitely Tony Stark........ just the way he was BEFORE he got captured and became Iron Man.
Belted malicious impulsive Panther 3 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
He probably pays the gas bill, that's why he's closing doors.
"I can't afford to heat the whole outdoors!"
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Thank god 4 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
*red sky sunrise*
Naaaaaaaaa.........ingonyamaaaaaaa..............bagithi babaaaaa!
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Ain't No Racist 11 comments
drumguy · 3 weeks ago
Yes, you are a racist butt.
Batman iceberg 1 comments
drumguy · 5 weeks ago
Leader of the Just-Ice League.......
'tis soap m'lord 2 comments
drumguy · 5 weeks ago
I don't know why they cancelled the Renaissance Faire this year. Wouldn't the plague make it more authentic?
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You otter stop scrolling. This is important 3 comments
drumguy · 5 weeks ago
Christmas is coming, he's late for jug band practice!
Eggs are the only thing getting laid during a pandemic 6 comments
drumguy · 5 weeks ago
NOBODY can eat 50 eggs!
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Common brazen Tiger 3 comments
drumguy · 6 weeks ago
You're a pervert, Trekkie Monster!
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These are confusing times 5 comments
drumguy · 8 weeks ago
"Could I *BE* wearing any more clothes??"
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Speaking of frogs 3 comments
drumguy · 17 weeks ago
I'm picturing Hypno-Toad
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If only 2 comments
drumguy · 17 weeks ago
...your parents JOIN you having sex with your girlfriend....
(I think I spend too much time on the internet)
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Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy · 17 weeks ago
I think the first to be manipulated by others would be "All your base are belong to us." Or possibly "I can has cheezburger?"
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Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy · 17 weeks ago
The first internet meme is probably either Hamster Dance or the ooga-chacka animated baby.
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack 11 comments
drumguy · 22 weeks ago
Let the water hold me down.
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Technically correct is the best kind of correct 1 comments
drumguy · 22 weeks ago
Which is why they now call it "extramarital sex"
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How The Office characters would describe COVID-19 1 comments
drumguy · 23 weeks ago
Michael would say "Kung Flu"
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Hazel Scott 15 comments
drumguy · 28 weeks ago
I in no means want to downplay her talents or accomplishments. But honestly, why is playing each hand on a separate keyboard much different that playing both hands on different ends of the same keyboard?