
This restaurant is only allowed to sell beer if someone buys food 6 comments
drumguy
· 2 days ago
OK, I give up, why is it on a 1/4 sheet of paper?
Stealthy Elephant conspiracy 6 comments
drumguy
· 3 days ago
One of my dad's favorites: "Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? See, it works!"
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What ****heads made that decision? 7 comments
drumguy
· 3 days ago
I remember playing a game where I never would have thought of the "curse" word being there if it hadn't censored it. "What time is it? Let me pull out my pocke****ch."
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The elusive Zippo 3 comments
These are the Cubans baby 2 comments
drumguy
· 3 weeks ago
No, Musk is definitely Tony Stark........ just the way he was BEFORE he got captured and became Iron Man.
Belted malicious impulsive Panther 3 comments
drumguy
· 3 weeks ago
He probably pays the gas bill, that's why he's closing doors.
"I can't afford to heat the whole outdoors!"
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"I can't afford to heat the whole outdoors!"
Thank god 4 comments
drumguy
· 3 weeks ago
*red sky sunrise*
Naaaaaaaaa.........ingonyamaaaaaaa..............bagithi babaaaaa!
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Naaaaaaaaa.........ingonyamaaaaaaa..............bagithi babaaaaa!
'tis soap m'lord 2 comments
drumguy
· 5 weeks ago
I don't know why they cancelled the Renaissance Faire this year. Wouldn't the plague make it more authentic?
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You otter stop scrolling. This is important 3 comments
These are confusing times 5 comments
If only 2 comments
drumguy
· 17 weeks ago
...your parents JOIN you having sex with your girlfriend....
(I think I spend too much time on the internet)
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Edited 17 weeks ago
(I think I spend too much time on the internet)
Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy
· 17 weeks ago
I think the first to be manipulated by others would be "All your base are belong to us." Or possibly "I can has cheezburger?"
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Ah, the good old days. 11 comments
drumguy
· 17 weeks ago
The first internet meme is probably either Hamster Dance or the ooga-chacka animated baby.
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack 11 comments
Hazel Scott 15 comments
drumguy
· 28 weeks ago
I in no means want to downplay her talents or accomplishments. But honestly, why is playing each hand on a separate keyboard much different that playing both hands on different ends of the same keyboard?